Funny SMS Messages - ''Udhar aap majboor

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

The man replies, "And how would you do that?"


The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"

The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."

The boss then says, "You''ve been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"

The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - All Love That Has

Love; someone who gives you a shoulder to cry on, someone to lean on. Someone who respects your need to be alone when you''re crying, though.

Good love; its when someone cares about you deeply, and when you''re crying, they make you laugh when you don''t even want to smile.

Great love; someone who physically wipes the tears away if you happen to be crying in front of them.

But true love...it knows. Its that person who notices your abscence, goes to find you, and when they find you, they don''t wipe the tears away...they kiss the tears away. They hold you, long and tight, until you fall asleep in their arms.

Funny SMS Messages - Customer: If I post this

Customer: If I post this

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?

Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.

Customer : I bet you, it won''t.


Post Master : Why not?

Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.

Funny SMS Messages - think about yoursel

Dedicated to all Girls

"LARKIYAN"

Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain

Yeh Larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain

ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain

Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain

Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain

Funny SMS Messages - Main Tmhare Ghar K Bahar Kaafi Der Se

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But


Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The


Bathroom ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - love

Dil chahta hai ke tujhe apna bana loon..

khud ko bhool jaon or tujh main samaloon..

ab lafzoon se ye dil behalta naheen...


dil chahta hai ke tujhe apney pas ley aaon or tujh apna bana loon Dil chahta hai ke tujhe apna bana loon..

khud ko bhool jaon or tujh main samaloon..

ab lafzoon se ye dil behalta naheen...

dil chahta hai ke tujhe apney pas ley aaon or tujh apna bana loon

Funny SMS Messages - What R U Searching

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)

and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s

friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for

giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget

that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every


falling star."

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Larki Apni Friend K

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on

top of Ur alarm clock wl


prevent U from rolling over

n going back to sleep

after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?

Smash Ur Thumb with a

Hammer n U wl 4get abt

the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure

Sufferers:

Simply cut Urself n bleed


for a few minutes, thus

reducing Pressure in

Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?

Take a large dose of

Jamal-Gota then U wl b

afraid to cough ... ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI

Funny SMS Messages - an ailing grandmother

an ailing grandmother

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!


I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Life is like a drama:

Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT

NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi

button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA

INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.


Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"

Funny SMS Messages - What is a BEST and

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,


"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Larkiyan Patanay MeiN

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing

"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Funny SMS Messages - an important msg 4 u

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:

"Of course Im

Proud Tht U Inventd

Electric Bulb. Nw Turn


It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"

"Its Ur Senior Picture,

Can''t U Do Someting

Abt Ur Hair?

Styling Gel, Mousse

Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:

"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?

Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball


Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:

"Cant U Paint On Walls

Like Other Kids? Do

U''ve Any Idea How Hard

It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff

Off d Ceiling "

Funny SMS Messages - Lady : So, you want

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha

"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue

"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY

K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Just close ur eyes

1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli

pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->

D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close

2 Our Heart,

Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close

2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read

Funny SMS Messages - ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha

A msg for all the students

of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through

so many strikes and holidays,

last year.

So, to cover-up that all the students

must hav to convince

our skools admin team to

open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)

Funny SMS Messages - Take a Bowl Fill

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou

LAki Ne Poocha :

‘’Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?’’

Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

Funny SMS Messages - 1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Funny SMS Messages - Mian ßivi Apny

Mian ßivi Apny

Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly Robot ly Ay

Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta

§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga

çhataakh!

ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?

Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha

çhataakh!

Mom(kichen §y):

kia Hoa?

ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy

Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy

Chatakh!

Funny SMS Messages - mahmood o ayaz na akati par

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,


1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Friendship SMS Messages - Kash "SMS" Ki Terhan

FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright

REAL FRIENDS:

galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae

FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing

REAL FRIENDS:

kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,

hamesha malang hi bna raen

FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha

FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga

tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.

ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.

Funny SMS Messages - If Someone Asks Me

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi

Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi

Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi

Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat

Ab Maaf Karo Baba

Funny SMS Messages - Life is difficult,

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Memon Ne Wakeel

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...

iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,

Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..

Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,


Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

Funny SMS Messages - secret of living happily

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Teri Maa Di Teri Peo Di Terie Bra di

Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur


Tumhari Dosti Par

Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath

Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta

Sirf Tum Hii Nahi

Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai

Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna

Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy

Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - my girlfriend sugges

Poem On Ash

Sexy aunty on the floor,

Ash is not as before,

The one we used to adore,

The sweet lady from mangalore,

Now she''s a big bore,

Played around with four,

Screwed them for sure,


Drowned them and came ashore,

Vivek was burnt to the core,

Salman gave him a call of roar,

Then stepped through amitabh''s door,

She knew he scores in crore,

Abhishek is for sure,

Dil mange more,

God knows whats more in aunty''s store.

CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Bhabi

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''

Funny SMS Messages - Misbah hum Sachin

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..

A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;

What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:

We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:

Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:

A Beautiful Girl..!!

Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:

See, i Told You..

NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher :

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010


Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..

Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.

Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.

Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

Love SMS Messages - Love tip

Every time I look into your eyes I feel like being in there

Every time I listen to your voice I feel like listening to more

Every time I take your name I feel the love towards you

Every time I think about you I feel like dreaming about you

Every time I think about myself I feel that I am incomplete

Yes, I am incomplete without your love

Fill my heart with your love, I love you, I just love you!

Funny SMS Messages - Mod Obedient

What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!

Funny SMS Messages - 5 frogs r sitting on a log.

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Love SMS Messages - Test Of Love Is Not

To love means to feel..to desire..to miss..to hope..

to cry and to laugh..to learn how to forgive..

to love means to live and to feel alive.

To love means to give life to all your feelings, to give meaning to all your dreams.

To love means to see yourself from inside... to feel the depth of your existence.

To love means to appreciate the worth of purity and to admire the brilliance of simplicity.

Friendship SMS Messages - for everyone

Make new friend

remember the old

these are silver

those are gold

"frdshp is the meldy"and fragrance of life


"frdshp is a beautiful part of life

"frdshp is a beautiful flower

"life without frndshp is nothing

"many are the name applied to frndshp

but where youth and beauty enter in

there frndshp is rightly called love

and held to be the fairest of god

Love SMS Messages - If i die 2nite i go

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,


You always have the key to my heart.

Friendship SMS Messages - Jinki yaad mei

I Believe

As Diamonds Are Forever


Friends Are Also Forever

When They Are There Make You Smile

When You Are Going Through A Mile

Friends Are Like Flowers

Whose Fragnance Add Essence To Your Life

As A Dictionary Without Words Is Meaningless

Similarly Your Life Without Friends Is Meaningless

As Words Build Sentences

Your World Is Built By Your FRIENDS (:

Break Up SMS Messages - Love Hurts Wheny0u Breakup With Some 0ne

Chalo Ik Basar Phir Sy Ajnabi Bann Jaen Hm Donoo
Nah Mein Tm Say Koi Umeed Rakhoon Dilnawazi Ki
Na Tm Meri Taraf Dekho Galaat ANdaaz Nazroon Sy
Na Meray Dil Ki Dharkan Larkharaey Meri Baton Sy
Na Zaher Ho Tmhari Kashmakash Ka Raaz Nazron Sy
Tmhain Bhe Koi Uljhan Rookti Hai Paish Qadmi Sy
Mujhay Bhe Loog Kehtay Hain K Ye Jalwaay Paraaey Hein
Meray Hamraah Bhe Ruswaiyan Hain Meray Maazzi Ki
Tmharay Saath Bhe Gozri Hoe Raton K Saaaey Hain
Ta”Aruf Roug Ho Jaey Tu Usko Bhoolna Behtar
Ta”Aluq Roug Ban Jaey Tu Usko Toorna Acha
Wo Afsana Jisay Anjaam Taak Lanaa Nah Hoo Mumkin
Uasay Ik Khoobsorat Mour Day K Bhooolnaa A6ha
Chalo Ik Baar Phir Se Ajnabi Bun Jaen Hm Dono.

Funny SMS Messages - i am acha

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,


question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more


fail - phir milenge

Funny SMS Messages - A Gun Can Kill Sum1

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"

K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi

Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai

Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai

Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai

Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein


Hai

Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai

Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai

Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai

Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai

Bangali To Pan Khata Hai

Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai

Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai

Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai

Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai


Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai

Istri''