Funny SMS Messages - Mom kya aapne

Be-izzati No 1

1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam

Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Professor

Power Of One ...

One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Tou Sadar-e-Pakistan

Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,

aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,

Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,

sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"

Funny SMS Messages - U r GENIUS. U r INTELLIGENT.

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??

arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the

jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi

aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.

name plate da matlb aa


Msc.mother of seven children aur

Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is like

Friends

A friend is someone we turn to

when our spirits need a lift,

A friend is someone we treasure

for our friendship is a gift.


A friend is someone who fills our lives

with beauty, joy, and grace

And makes the whole world we live in

a better and happier place...!!

Funny SMS Messages - Hight of Friendship..

A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi

"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......

2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?

1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye

jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone

H''band "how do u know"?

Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...

Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?

Boy:bilkul nhi...

Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???

Funny SMS Messages - All da elecTrons were

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all

those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"


He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

Funny SMS Messages - Funny Friendship Sms

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired


3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school

2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed

2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.

The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo Sach Hai... .

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko

muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,

ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera

muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day

mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''

Friendship SMS Messages - knock on ma heart

Is tarah se bhare jahan main hoon

Jaise tanha kisi makan main hoon

Waasta gair se na apnoo se

Qaid sa apne jism-o-jaan main hoon

Urta rehta hoon bas khalaoon main

Na zameen main hoon Na aasman main hoon

Kon hoon kia hoon koi kia janee...?

Hoon magar apne hi ghuman main hoon

Kon samjhe bhala mera mafhoom

Shair hoon na jane kis zaban main hoon....?

Friendship SMS Messages - The Words That Escap

Dost milte hain yahaan dil ko dukhaane ke liye,

Ungaliyaan rakhte hain vo ham pe uthaane ke liye,

kyaa qusuur un kaa ye ikk rasm chalii aayi hai,


Tohamtein hotii hain duniyaa mein lagaane ke liye,

NaaKhudaa maan ke baithe hain jin kii kashtii mein,

Vo hamein maujon mein laaye thay Dubaane ke liye,

Vo havaaon kii tarah rukh ko

badal lete hain,

Ham nasiibon se lade thay jinhein paane ke liye,

Funny SMS Messages - All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...


iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,

Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..

Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,

Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

Funny SMS Messages - Why I Hate C.I.D :(

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

Funny SMS Messages - dard bhara sms

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Funny SMS Messages - Duniya ki wo konsi Company

Shikari dost say: Mein ik mrtaba shikar pay gaya or SHER say saamna hua,wo meray peechay bhaagnay laga,mein b bhaagnay laga or bhaagtay bhaagtay thak gaya to ruka, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya. Mein phr bhaaga or phr thak k ruk gaya, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya.

Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?

Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!

Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Height Of Jhatka

"students Vs teacherz"..

.

.

When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''


When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

.

.

Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Funny SMS Messages - Clerk ne oFFice fone

sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted

island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand.


As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I''ll

give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and

he was gone! The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too

was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were

back!"

Funny SMS Messages - students vs teacher

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all

those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"

He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

Funny SMS Messages - 1 day a monkey looked

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Funny SMS Messages - Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath

Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch

Ghunday Utha Kr Le

Gaye

Ek Larki Apne

Shohar Se Larne

K Baad Apne Ghar

Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k

Haatho''n Zulm Ka

Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri

Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho

Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."


Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"

Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,

Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,


Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,

Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''

Love SMS Messages - TUM SE KABHI KUCH

matti ke jitne ghar main banata chala gaya

ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya

woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha

jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya

ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the

baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya

thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana

uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya

dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan

onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya

Friendship SMS Messages - When i open my

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made


"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Chor Se-" Wada

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,

Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,


Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Love SMS Messages - To describe love

zindagik kisi mor per khud ko tanha na samajhna,me tere sath hun apne se juda na samjhna,me tujhse jan se bad kar pyar karta hun,meri muhabbat ko bura na sajhna,tum phuloon ki tarah khubsurat ho,masoom ho,dekho meri is tareef ko bejaan na samjhna,umar bher tera sath dene ka wada kiya he,zindagi ne agar sath na diya to bewafa na samjhna,ab b tune mere pyar ko thukraya sanam,ise mera muqaddar jan na apni khata na samjhna..

Funny SMS Messages - Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''

Love SMS Messages - U may meEt ppL

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot...

who calls you back when you hang up on him...

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...

wait for the guy who kisses your forehead...

who holds your hand in front of his friends...

this is Love ,true love will knock on your heart Anytime...

Funny SMS Messages - eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Funny SMS Messages - Khan ko kisi ne bataya

ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??

Love SMS Messages - I''m Not Begging

Tere IsHQ ne Bakhshi Hai Ye Soghat Musalsal,

Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,

Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,

Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,

DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,

jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,

jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,

UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,

Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,

Meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...

Naughty SMS Messages - What Will Happen If

Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.


Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,

Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.

Ge0 pakistani students . .

Funny SMS Messages - how can you tell wh

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein


1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar

4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht

3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Friendship SMS Messages - rab se aap

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,

Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,

Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Funny SMS Messages - The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire

Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint

Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen


Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint

Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen

Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???

Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)

Funny SMS Messages - Aao! Batao''n

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired

3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school

2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed


2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.

The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship Is The Rainbow

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your


"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your Friend

not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her

Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n not


Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Friendship SMS Messages - Friends are like

DOSTI wo hy jo

“JANUARY” ki dhoop ho,

“FEBRUARY” ki barish ho,

“MARCH” ki shaam ho,

“APRIL” ki hawa ho,

“MAY” ki subah ho,

“JUNE” ki chawo’on ho,

“JULY” ki khushboo ho,

“AUGUST” ki taaron bhri raat ho,
“SEPTEMBER” ki chandni ho,

“OCTOBER” ki rim-jhim ho,

“NOVEMBER” ki bahaar ho,

“DECEMBER” ki sard raat ho,

Us sardi mai mery sard Hath hon or aap ky leay Dua ek khass ho k,
” SADA
KHUSH
RAHO “ameen”

Love SMS Messages - I Love To Walk In

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Tu Bade Payar Say Chao Say Bade Maan K Saath

Apni Nazuk Si Kalayi Mein Chadhati Mujh Ko
Aur Bay Taabi Say Furqat K Khizan Lamho Mein

Tu Kisi Soch Mei Doobi Jo Ghumaati Mujh Ko
Mein Tere Hath Ki Khushboo Say Mehak Jata

Jab Kabhi Mood Mein Aa Kar Mujhay Chooma Karti
Tere Honton Ki Hidat Say Dahak Sa Jaata

Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Neendon Kay Safar Pay Jaati
Mar Mareein Haath Ka Takiya Banaya Karti

Mein Tere Kaan Say Lag Kar Kayi Baatein Karta
Teri Zulfon Tere Gaal Ko Chooma Karta

Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha
Mein Teri Rooh K Gulshan Mein Mehak Ta Rehta

Mein Tere Jism K Aangan Mein Khanakta Rehta
Kuch Nahi To Ye Bay Naam Sa Bandhan Hota

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota

Funny SMS Messages - ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??

arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is sweet

Dost Banana Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Khush Rehna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Door Reh Ker Bhi Paas Hote Ho Tum

Tum Se Baat Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Rona Nahi Ata Mujhay Shayed


Hansna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Phoolon Me Khushboo Hi Na Sahi

Per Khushboo Ko Mahsoos Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Love SMS Messages - Love is a symbol

No Matter Where You Go..No Matter What You Do..

If We Grow Apart..Or Come Closer Together..

If You Fall In Love..And Forget All About Me..

Or If You Came To Hate Me..I Want You To Know That


I Will Always Love You..And Always Be There For You..

No Matter Where Your Destiny Lies..You Will Always Be My Friend..

And If Fate Tears Us Apart..Always Remember That

No Matter How Long It Has Been Since We Talked..

Or Why We Stopped Talking..If Life Brings You Down..

I Will Always Be There For You..You Can Call Me Anytime..Anywhere..

I Will Listin To You..I Wont Ever Judge You..And Always Remember..I Love You

Funny SMS Messages - Agar kissi k dil

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi


CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - Khud ko khud se ham

kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,


kuch tum b hum say rooth gaye,,

kuch khud hi zzakhm k aadi thay,,

kuch sheeshay hath say choot gaye,,

kuch khud b hassaas thay bohat,,

kuch apnay muqadar rooth gaye,,

kuch tum ko sach say nafrat thi,,,

kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye,,

kuch logon nay uskaya tumain,,

kuch apnay muqadar phoot gaye,,

kuch khud itnay mohtaat na thay,,


kuch log b hum ko loot gaye,,

kuch talkh hakaik thay itnay,

k khaab hi saray toot gaye.........

Sad SMS Messages - aakhi hum ne

zindagi per aik kitab likhon ga
main us me wo saare hisaab likhon ga

hui barbad meri zindagi kese?
Kese bikhre hen mere khawab likhon ga

khud ko kisi tili ka roop de kr
auron ka chehra gulab likhon ga

kisi ko llzam-e-bewafa na donga
bas apni hi qismat kharab likho ga