Funny SMS Messages - Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

On your birthday,

I''m thinking about how much light and sparkle

you freely dispense wherever you go,

how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.

Every birthday marks another year

of you radiating positive, happy energy,

contagious happiness

that infects all who come in contact with you.

May your next birthday find you the same--


glowing from within,

beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.

I feel blessed to know you.

Funny SMS Messages - ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Funny SMS Messages - 800 kamro ka mehal ho motiyo se sja ho drbar

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.


2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke

1 rich girl ko school mei

Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.

Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

Love SMS Messages - Pyaar karne wale kis

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,

when you read over the same line for the tenth time,

when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,

and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,

then you are in deep trouble my friend...

you are in what they call, "love".

Love SMS Messages - sweet attractive kind

Khuwabon Ki Ek Basti Thi
Ek Larki Us Main Rehti Thi

Apne Ghar K Angan Main
Kuch Sapne Boya Karti Thi

Apne Kamre Ki Khirki Main
Bondon Se Khela Karti Thi

Sab K Samne Hansti Thi
Chup Chup K Roya Karti Thi

Khud Hi Khud Se Kehte Rehna
Dosto Se Kuch Na Kehti Thi

Chand Ko Ghante Takte Rehna
Phir Khud Se Batain Karti Thi

Dekhne Wali Sab Ankhon Ko
Chand Ka Tukra Lagti Thi

Jab Toot Chuki To Sab Ne Jana
Wo Pyar Kisi Se Karti Thi

Funny SMS Messages - Lamha Lamha Waqt

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it


:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Funny SMS Messages - T^r^u^e F^a^c^t

on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda

Funny SMS Messages - A father asks peon:

DARD NAK KAHANI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...

.

.

.

.

Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.

Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa

aur

Is tara bni ya

''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Nazar hamari nazar

Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden

Love SMS Messages - Jis ghari teriyadon

I''m sorry if I have caused you pain,

and much more pain that i might have

and could have caused her...

I''m sorry for my fragility

--that must have been a great burden to you...

I''m sorry for making you feel worried about me,

when I FIRMLY believe you''re not supposed to.

I''m sorry to have


a part of my brain and my heart

believe that there was a "slight" truth when you told me

you love me..

I''m sorry...

I love you...

Funny SMS Messages - Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than

100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to


help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter

reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective

customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few

weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to

dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which

has done only 30000 kms

Friendship SMS Messages - When a Girl Accepts Your FriendRequest

When a Girl Accepts Your FriendRequest

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your

"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..


When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your

Friend not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her

Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n

not Flirting..


When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Love SMS Messages - True Meaning of Lu

Koi tumse puche kon hoon main
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi
Ek dost hai kacha paka sa
Ek jhoot hai aadha sacha sa
Ek khuwab adhoora poora sa
...Ek phooL hai rookha sookha sa
Ek sapna hai bin socha sa
Ek apna hai an dekha sa
Ek rishta hai an jana sa
Haqiqat men afsana sa
Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa
Bas ek bahana achha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door ho k bhi paas nhi
Koi Tumse puche kon hoon main?
Tum keh dena koi khaas Nahi.

Funny SMS Messages - Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd

MS WORD Nw He Wants

MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE

But No RE-SCOOTER

I Need It, As I Owe A

Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I

Need MS HOME, As I Use

PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat

Ur Name Is GATES But

U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Free stay Free breakfast

yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?


kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi

Funny SMS Messages - " A man asked

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.


Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - When a man talks dirty

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..

Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….

Wo Bachiyan Phasana….

Wo Hasna Hasana….


Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….

Teachrz Ki Hatana…

Wo Punishment Milna…..

Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….

Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..

Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..

Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain

Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….

.

.


Yadain Hi Yadain.

Funny SMS Messages - The Most InteresTinG

Nobody''s Like You, Mom

Nobody''s quite like you Mom.

You''re special in every way.

You cheer me up you fill my cup

With tenderness come what may.

Nobody loves me like you Mom.

No matter what I do Good or bad, happy or sad,

You support me You always come through.

Nobody''s equal to you, Mom.

With you in my life, I''m blessed.

I love you so, and I want you to know


I think you''re the very best!

By Joanna Fuchs

Funny SMS Messages - Ek sardar motorway

What Happens To A


Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein

Tha Wo Matric Mein

Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha

Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya

Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur

Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - chanda

Jab load shedding ho out of control,

khirki darwaze khol ....

khirki darwaze khol...

Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel

KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol

Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->

Funny SMS Messages - school and college holidays

Soldier to General:

Sir!

A small enemy group is attacking..

General:

Quickly bring me my red shirt..


"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:

Sir why d red shirt??

General:

In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:

Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:

Hurry up!

Bring me


My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

Love SMS Messages - The consciousnes

Jaise chahte hain hum unhe,

vo bhi humein chahein to kya baat hogi !

Paane ka armaan to hai,

bin maange mil jaaye to kya baat hogi !

Is dil mein pyaar hai kitna,

vo jaan le to kya baat hogi !

Humne manga hai unhe khuda se,

vo bhi humhe maang le to kya baat hogi

Funny SMS Messages - Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

A brAnd nEw lOve stOry

STARRING

George w bUsh..!

Condeliza Rize..

Tony Blair..

Pamela Anderson..

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----

BilL Clinton..

AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----

Bin Laden..

MUSIC BY----

Gen.Parvez Reshamiya

ITEM NUMBER BY----

Monica Levinsky

KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)

CASSETTES ND CD''S ONLY ON "AL-jazeera"

FEATURING ALL NEW HITS LIKE--

''Lets go blasting tonight..!

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Chor K Bachay

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Close yours Eyes

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

Funny SMS Messages - Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Panjabi Women

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

Funny SMS Messages - A cigrete shortns ur life

"Aap Ki Kahani


Humarai Zabani"

Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy

Chalta Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,

Koi Manta Nhi Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Ameer Hyn,

Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag

Baath Hy

Aap Shareef Hyn,

Laagte Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy

Call Nhi Krte Alag

Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki

Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag

Baat Hy ... ;-

Funny SMS Messages - Just Imagine Life Without Girls: The Result-

Just Imagine Life Without Girls: The Result-- Markets Silent

Just Imagine Life Without Girls:

The Result--

Markets Silent

Streets Empty

The Police at rest

ALL mobile companies in loss

No sms

No Flowers

No Valentine''s

No candles

No Perfumes

No travleing

ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.

Funny SMS Messages - What Is difference

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop

Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha

Bara Maza Aya

Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

Funny SMS Messages - Shahrukh Khan.

Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur

Tumhari Dosti Par

Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath

Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta

Sirf Tum Hii Nahi


Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai

Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna

Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy

Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Soldier to General:

Sir!

A small enemy group is attacking..

General:

Quickly bring me my red shirt..

"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:

Sir why d red shirt??

General:

In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:

Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:

Hurry up!

Bring me

My Yellow Trousers.... ;->