Funny SMS Messages - Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se

Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don''t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,

Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

Love SMS Messages - Smile is the 2nd

No Matter Where You Go..No Matter What You Do..

If We Grow Apart..Or Come Closer Together..

If You Fall In Love..And Forget All About Me..

Or If You Came To Hate Me..I Want You To Know That

I Will Always Love You..And Always Be There For You..

No Matter Where Your Destiny Lies..You Will Always Be My Friend..

And If Fate Tears Us Apart..Always Remember That


No Matter How Long It Has Been Since We Talked..

Or Why We Stopped Talking..If Life Brings You Down..

I Will Always Be There For You..You Can Call Me Anytime..Anywhere..

I Will Listin To You..I Wont Ever Judge You..And Always Remember..I Love You

Funny SMS Messages - Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,

Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,

Wo Kaminapan Krna,

Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,


Wo Hasna Hasana,

Wo C-View Jana,

Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,

Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana

Burns Road Jana,

Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,

Wo Paise Urana,

Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,


Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Subha SMS

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Love SMS Messages - I m feeling so happ

Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Is Zamane Se,

Pyar Chupta Nahi Chupane Se,

Paas Aate Ho Chhute Ho Baat Karte Ho,

Kabhi Matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se,

Pyar Dil Me Hai To Lao Zubaan Pe,

Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se,

Tumhe Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,

Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhe Ganwane Se...

Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Puri Hui,

Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se,

Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,

Kya Hoga Ye Moti Lutaane Se,

Karo Koshish Ki Kurabatein Hi Rahein,

Dooriyan Badh Jaati Hai Badhane Se,

Kya Sunayein Kisiko Raaz-E-Dil,

Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se,

Bhool Jao Kar Ke Achha Hai

Ehsaan Rehta Nahi Jatane Se...

Funny SMS Messages - hawaon k hath 1

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,


Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,

Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Funny SMS Messages - Walk on ur own path..

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi


Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi

Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi

Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat

Ab Maaf Karo Baba

Funny SMS Messages - Sleeping Disease Etiology

1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai

2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P

Love SMS Messages - kabhi Lafz bhool jaon Kab

Meri deewangi ko dekh ke muskuraate hai kyu

Mein jitna paas jau utna door jate hai kyu

Kuch toh wajah zaroor hogi unki berukhi ki

Mujhe aise har pal sataate hai kyu

Every second Allah remembers you,

Every minute Allah Bless You,

Every hour Allah cares for you because...

Every day I pray Allah to take care Of You.

Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,


Har pal adhuri si lagti hai...

Ab to in saanson ko apni saanson se jodde,

Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai...

Khuda ne kaash mohabbat banaayi na hoti

Toh aaj iss tarah hamare pyar ki rusvaayi na hoti

Kaash unke dil mein zara si wafa hoti

Toh iss tarah mere saath bewafaayi na hoti

Funny SMS Messages - "students Vs teacherz"..

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?

=

Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!

=

Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?

=

Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!

=

Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,


=

Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....

Love SMS Messages - Love is blind hard

--until your car or home is paid off

--until you get a new car or home

--until your kids leave the house

--until you go back to school

--until you lose ten pounds


--until you gain ten pounds

--until you finish school

--until you get a divorce

--until you get married

--until you have kids

--until you retire

--until summer

--until spring

--until winter

--until fall


--until you pass away...

There is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

So -- work like you don''t need money, Love like you''ve never been hurt, And dance like no one''s watching.

U live …u die …u learn something..

Love SMS Messages - May no gift be too

Raat Ka Galiban ,Aakhiri Pehar Tha …
Mujh Say Tanha Sitara Yoon Gooya Hoa
Hamnasheen …
Alwida !!
Aey Meray Hamnasheen . .Mujh Ko Nend Aa Gai
Tum Bhi So Jaao Ja Ker Kahen
Kal Milen Gay Yaheen..!!
Ye Sun Kar Main Halka Sa Muska Dia
Us Ko Batla Dia
Janay Walay Yahan Lout‘tay He Nahi
Tum Na Ao Gay Kal
Mujh Ko Hay Ye Yaqeen
Baat Sun Kar Meri
Wo Ruk Sa Gia …
Or Kehnay Laga ..
*Tum Say Wadah Karon
Phir Na Pora Karon ?
Aisa Mumkin Nahi …
Sun Meray Hamnashen …Main To Insaa‘n Nahi

Funny SMS Messages - Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

Love SMS Messages - Measured By Miles

Samandar nay kaha

Mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo may chepie hoe eik seepe hai

Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai

Baadal nay kaha


Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai

Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai...

Shairr nay kaha

Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai

Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may

uttar te chali jate hai

Saaz nay kaha

Mohabbat eik essa geet hai

Jo Dil may uttar jata hai

Malee nay kaha


Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai

Jiss may sara

gulshan mehak uttah h

Funny SMS Messages - welding waly k paas le jaon ga

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - *Golden Words*

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!

Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes

1st Prize: Cancer

2nd Prize: Kidney Diease

3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..

Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut

Love SMS Messages - 'shakespear'

A relationship is like a rose,

How long it lasts, no one knows;

Love can erase an awful past,

Love can be yours, you''ll see at last;

To feel that love, it makes you sigh;

To have it leave, you''d rather die;

You hope you''ve found that special rose,

Cause you love and care for the one you chose.

– Rob Cella

Love SMS Messages - Love Is When

Raat Ka Galiban ,Aakhiri Pehar Tha …
Mujh Say Tanha Sitara Yoon Gooya Hoa
Hamnasheen …
Alwida !!
Aey Meray Hamnasheen . .Mujh Ko Nend Aa Gai
Tum Bhi So Jaao Ja Ker Kahen
Kal Milen Gay Yaheen..!!
Ye Sun Kar Main Halka Sa Muska Dia
Us Ko Batla Dia
Janay Walay Yahan Lout‘tay He Nahi
Tum Na Ao Gay Kal
Mujh Ko Hay Ye Yaqeen
Baat Sun Kar Meri
Wo Ruk Sa Gia …
Or Kehnay Laga ..
*Tum Say Wadah Karon
Phir Na Pora Karon ?
Aisa Mumkin Nahi …
Sun Meray Hamnashen …Main To Insaa‘n Nahi

Funny SMS Messages - Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - once there was a crow,

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Garmi aur Load Sheding

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

Friendship SMS Messages - Nahin pata tha ki

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

.

namak kam lga...

.

1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

.

Sb baithe rahe...

.

Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Love SMS Messages - whenever i want

Mujhe bass itna kehna hai, kabhi main yaad aoon to
Kabhi tanhayee ki raatain, tumhai zyada satayen to
Kabhi titli na bole to, aur jugnu lot jaye to
Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye, Koi jab sun na paye to
Kabhi sab dost saathi bhi jo tum se rooth jayen to
Kabhi jab khud se lad ker thakan se chur ho jao to
Kabhi chahte huwe bhi khud akele roo na pao to
Apni aankhon ko band kerna mujhe awaz de dena
Phir mere tasawwur se jo chahai baatain keh dena
Mere kandhe per sir rakh ker tum jitna chahe ro lena
Jab main khud lout jaon to apni dunya chale jana
Magar bass itna kehna hai
Ke jab bhi dukh ya khusyoon main
Humain dil se pukaro ge
Humain tum saath pao ge.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Crime doesn''t pay..

Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa

ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot

us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii

bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii

til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye

loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"

Funny SMS Messages - Asif Ali Zardar K Baad

"Aap Ki Kahani

Humari Zubani"

Aap k pas dimag hy


Chlta nhi wø älag baat hy

Aap smart hyn

Køi mänta nhi alag bat hy

Aap ameer hyn

Kanjus hyn wo alag bat hy

Aap sharif hyn

Lgty nhi wø älag bat hy

Aap k pas cell fone hy

Call nhi krty alag bat hy

kafi izat hy aap ki


Koi krta nhi ye alag baät hy.

Love SMS Messages - Every time I look

Hum jo kehte thay zindagi kuch nahin hai tere bina...

Lekin yeh kia ke zindagi sub kuch hai tere bina...

Ab to raat bhi kaat jati hai din bi guzar jata hai...

Sab waisa hi hai kuch bhi to nahin badla tere bina...

Tere jane pe jo rim jhim si thi ankhoon main ab...

Thehar gaya hai ankhoon ka woh samander tere bina...

Waqt ne bohat kuch sikhla dia hai mujhe...

Ab tu waqt bhi guzar jata hai tere bina...

Shayad mohabbat karne ke adaab hi na thay...

Ab zindagi ne woh bhi sikhla dia tere bina...

Jo guzar gaya hai waqt .,, So guzar gaya dost...

Jo reh gaya hai guzar jayega TERE BINA...

Funny SMS Messages - I Have A DouBt

Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?

Funny SMS Messages - Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,

1 aabdoz ko mara hai,

airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.

Love SMS Messages - LOVE Is The

Yaadon ko bhulane mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Aankhon ko sulaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota,

Dil ko samjhaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Bhari mehfil mein jab koi achanak yaad aajaye,

Phir aansoo chupaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho wo achanak door hojaye,

Dil ko yakeen dilaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Sardarji was asked,

HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.

Haommmm !!!

Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.

::sMs G@MBlr::

Love SMS Messages - Kuch Dur Hamare

Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!