Funny SMS Messages - Sitaron se aagay jahan

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"


K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi

Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai

Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai

Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai

Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein

Hai

Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai

Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai

Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai

Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai


Bangali To Pan Khata Hai

Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai

Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai

Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai

Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai

Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai

Istri''

Funny SMS Messages - Ek din milla wo mujh say

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - What If A Car HadF

mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,

tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,

"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!

mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,

"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!

Funny SMS Messages - Vijay: Mere pas

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd

MS WORD Nw He Wants

MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE

But No RE-SCOOTER

I Need It, As I Owe A

Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I


Need MS HOME, As I Use

PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat

Ur Name Is GATES But

U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love puts the fun

Eik Eik Pather Jor Kar Main Nai Jo Dewar Banaie Hai.
Jankhon Ous k Pechie Tou Ruswaie Hie Ruswaie Hai.
Youn Lagta Hai Sote Jagte Auron Ka Mutaaj Hon.
Aakehn Meri Apnie Haien Per In main Neend parie Hai.
Dekh Rahe Haien Herat Say Sub Nele Nele Pani Ko.
Pochie Kon Samandar Say K Tuj main Kitnie Gehraie Hai.
Aaj Hoa Maloom Mujehe is Sher K chand Sauoun say.
Apni Raha Badalte Rehna Sab say Bari Danie Hai.
Tor Gaeie Pehmanie WAFA is dor dor main kesie kesie LOG.
Yee mat Soch K REHAN bus Eik Yaar hie Tera Harjaie Hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Masoom Mohabbat Ka

Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.

Funny SMS Messages - please help

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

Funny SMS Messages - KAAM KI BAATEN

KAAM KI BAATEN

KAAM KI BAATEN

-Bandooq se nikla folaad or Pait se nikli olaad wapis nahi jate.

-Khila hua gulaab or laga hua julaab humesha nahi rehte.

-Khudi hui qabar or chupi hui khabar door se dikh jati hen.

-Jawani pe charha shabaab or zor se laga peshaab ziyadah dair nahi rukta

Funny SMS Messages - Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat Time poocha tha

kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai

lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......

kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain

lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai


kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,

boring si ek teacher hai

jabse mila hai orkut

badla har ek manzar hain

dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale


dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue

orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein

har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

Funny SMS Messages - Do u belive in BHOOT

2010.

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.

Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?

Miss: So sweet!


Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.

Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,

Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:

.

Tution parhne k liye..

Friendship SMS Messages - Hundred Words Of A

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Kute Kamine

Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain

Happy Pakistan Day

Long Live Pakistan

‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo! Jaldi Se Utho Or Sab Ko Wish Karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’

There Are Some Unforgetable Days
In The History Of Any Nation…

Love SMS Messages - Great words by DEAD

Teri Ibtada koi or hai.....
Tari inteha koi or hai.....
Teri bath hum sey hoi to kia......
Tara mudda'a Koi or hai....
Humein Shoq tha bari dair se k teray Sharik-e-safer banein....
Teray sath chal k khabar hoi tera rasta koi or hai.....
Tujhe fikar hai k badal dia mujhe gardish-e-shab-o-roz ne.....
Kabhi khud se bhi too sawal kar tu wohi hai ya koi hoor hai....

Funny SMS Messages - a boy in love with a girl,

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?


Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Land lord

Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Frnd:

Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

Pathan:

Sath wale ground me.

Ajeeb namaz thi,

na sajda,

na rukoo,

aur

Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.

Frnd:


Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.

Pathan:

Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..

Funny SMS Messages - Officer: Soldier, do

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,

Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,


Wo Kaminapan Krna,

Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,

Wo Hasna Hasana,

Wo C-View Jana,

Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,

Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana

Burns Road Jana,

Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,


Wo Paise Urana,

Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,

Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of ACCOUNTING ... ?

Husband wanted to call the hospital


to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!”..:-P

Funny SMS Messages - SHAAN is remaking TITANIC

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.

SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.

Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.

SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.

Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.

Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.

Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,

FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.

Funny SMS Messages - barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Love SMS Messages - aisa bhe nahin lagta.........

matti ke jitne ghar main banata chala gaya

ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya

woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha

jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya

ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the

baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya

thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana

uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya

dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan

onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya

Funny SMS Messages - Attention Plz

Attention Plz

Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous

virus being passed

around electronicaly,

oraly & by hand.

Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-

Recreational-Killer


(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm

any of Ur Teachers,

Colleagues, Boss Or

Any1 Else via any

means

DON''T TOUCH IT

Diz virus will wipe out

Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Faakey pe faka ho raha hai

Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa

ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot

us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii


bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii

til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye

loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"

Funny SMS Messages - your bthday is a da

your bthday is a da

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,


A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,

In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too

For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

Funny SMS Messages - ''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON

What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!

Sad SMS Messages - Har taraf har jagah

anchal tari yadoon ko bhigo deti hai barish
socho py jamii gard ko dhoo gati hai barish

hans hans k sunati hai jahan bhar k fasany
pocho mey jo tera bary mey tu ro deti hai barish

lagty hain pyare mari ankhoon ko yeh manzer
yadoon ki mahak ho ya tere hijar k tanay
chup chap main rakh leta hoon jo deti hai barish

muj par to jo karti hai so kerti hai inayat
moti tera baalon mein piro deti hai barish

Love SMS Messages - Koi ankhon se

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga


Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Funny SMS Messages - JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein


1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar

4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht

3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Funny SMS Messages - larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati

Beemar shohar:

MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..

Biwi: Wo kiun..?

Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,


''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,

ghaday ki trah kaam krta

hun,

Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,

Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

Funny SMS Messages - Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK

Doobte hue aadmi ne

Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko

Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"

Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche

Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...

Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi


Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha

Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha

Mein marna nahi chahta

Zindagi badi mehengi hai

Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pul par chalte

Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li

Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya

Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki

Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai


Aur is tarah aapki company mein

Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...

Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...

HR boli dost tumne der kar di,

ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar

tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

Funny SMS Messages - i know its your birt

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu

Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main

Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun

tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu

shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu


tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Funny SMS Messages - a day will come

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?


Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..

Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?

Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?

Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?

Younus khan

Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

Funny SMS Messages - HA HA..... "LOVE"

THE NEWS


14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Ab Kare''n Apni Ya

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

Funny SMS Messages - Sharabi

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro, Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro,

Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kya?

Mere Sath Sath Chala Kro! Main Khule Mizaj Ka Shaks Hon,


Muj Se Saaf Saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye Mehrbani K Jo Lafz Hain,

Inhe Tum Na Muj Se Kha Karo Kahin Tum Na Ho Jao BE Sakon!

Koi Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye Se Log Hain.

Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay Rabb-E-Kareem Se,

Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho,

Ye Bahar Tum Se Jala Kre,

Sada Muskurate Raha Karo

Funny SMS Messages - Indian team yad aa gai thi.. :-D

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..

So The Tittle Song Like This...

Pinjre Main Bithake,

Patton Se Saja Ke,

Kutton Se Bacha Ke,

Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...

Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...

Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...


Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".

The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - When Nite Turns To

Haqiqat Jan Kar Aise Hamaqat Kon Karta Hy,
Bhala Be Faiz Logon Se Mohabat Kon Karta Hy,
Batao Jis Tijarat Men Khasara He Khasara Ho
Bina Sochey Khasarey Ki Tijarat Kon Karta Hy,
Hamen He Ghalt Fehmi Thi Kisi K Wastey Warna,
Zamaney K Rewajon Se Baghawat Kon Karta Hy,
Khuda Ne Sabr Karne Ki Mujhey Taufeeq Bakhshi Hy,
Array G Bhar K Tarpao Shikayt Kon Karta Hy,
Kisi K Dil K Zakhmon Par Marhm Rakhna Zaruri Hy,
Magr Is Dor Me MOHSIN Ye Zehmat Kon Krta Hy