Funny SMS Messages - Positive Thinking:

Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.

Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye

"Knock Out"


Hota Hai,

Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,

"RUN OUT"

Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,

"CATCH OUT"

G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain

"LBW Out"

Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,

"Stamp Out"

Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"


Hotay Hain.

Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.

Funny SMS Messages - Husband ask,"

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

Funny SMS Messages - chaahey gilaa kero ,

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,


1 aabdoz ko mara hai,

airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.

Funny SMS Messages - mera naam bol kar soya karo,

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

Funny SMS Messages - shaadi k din kareeb

To cry is to know that youre alive

But

My river of tears has run dry I never wanted to fool you

But


A cold heart is a dead heart And it feels like I''ve been buried alive by love

If I should die before I wake There ai''nt no one my soul to take If I wake before I die, rescue me with your smile. . .

Funny SMS Messages - CHAIN MSG

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:

U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

Love SMS Messages - Ik Isharay Ki Muntizer Hon Teraiy,

Be Sabab Youn Hi Sar-E-Shaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Ham Bulaien Tu Unhen Kaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Koi Hamen Shouq Tu Nahi He Aawargi Ka,

Ham Tu Unki Galiyon Me Hamkalam Hone Aaty Hain,

Unki Jafaon K Zakham Kehte Rehte Hain Kuch Is Tarah,

K Raat Ka Andhera Charhte Hi Dard Tamam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Kia Bataon In Husn Walon Ki Tujhe !...Wasi...!

Ham Bulain Tu Parda, Warna Sar-E-aam Nikal Aaty Hain.

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Funny SMS Messages - Nobody teaches

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Friendship SMS Messages - FAKE FRIENDS

When you feel that

Someone is taking your Place in

Your Bestfriend's Heart...

Never Say I'll never let Go Close to

My Bestfriend,

Rather Say Go as Close as You can, I Will Still be the Closest.. !

May You Reach More Milestone,

'n

Discover more friends in Upcoming

New Year.. !

Funny SMS Messages - boy dear look into

Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous

virus being passed

around electronicaly,


oraly & by hand.

Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-

Recreational-Killer

(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm

any of Ur Teachers,

Colleagues, Boss Or

Any1 Else via any

means


DON''T TOUCH IT

Diz virus will wipe out

Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.


Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.

Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.

Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.

Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.

Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr

03216307893

Ziada easy load krwata hay.

Best of luck... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher:

Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

1-Har ghar se Jew Musharaf ki awaz aye gi..

2-Pani ka rate Petrol se ziada hoga..

3-Munshi ki fees wakeel se ziada hogi..

4-Logon k pas balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge..

5-Logon ko hansi aye gi par sharam phir bhi nahe aye gi . . . :p

Funny SMS Messages - ghareeb aadmi aik ka

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar


4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht


3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Funny SMS Messages - Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina

KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia

Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:

10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?

Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.

2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye

Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:

Khuda Qasam

Pese Ka Gam Nai,


Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K

KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-

Funny SMS Messages - 3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

.

namak kam lga...

.

1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

.

Sb baithe rahe...

.

Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Funny SMS Messages - Wife, pointing at

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)

and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s

friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for

giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget


that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every

falling star."

Funny SMS Messages - Upcoming Professions

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,

larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,

larka mohabbat k SMS deta,

larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,

larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,

milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,

RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,


Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.

Funny SMS Messages - Experiencd Man Says:

''To Garam Hoti Hai

Garam To Custrad Bhi Hota Hai

Custrad To Peela Hota Hai

Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai

Chooza To Ande Se Nikalta Hai

Anda To Safed Hota ai

Lal To Gulab Bhi Hota Hai

Gulab Mein To Kante B Hote Hein


Kante To Machli Mein B Hote Hain

Machli To Darya Me Hoti Hai

Darya Men To Pani Hota Hai

Pani Me To Kashti B Hoti Hai

Kashti Me Admi B Hote Hain

Admi To Road Per B Chalte Hein

"Chalne Se Yaad Aaya K Kal Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Thi".''

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship Is Like

Make new friend

remember the old

these are silver

those are gold

"frdshp is the meldy"and fragrance of life


"frdshp is a beautiful part of life

"frdshp is a beautiful flower

"life without frndshp is nothing

"many are the name applied to frndshp

but where youth and beauty enter in

there frndshp is rightly called love

and held to be the fairest of god

Funny SMS Messages - Kal agar me mar bhi

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi

CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,


Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

NAME:

Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:

Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:

Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs

HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:

BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:


ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..

MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - There is nothing to read in this msg.

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen


1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar

4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain


1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht

3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi


5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Funny SMS Messages - The best way to

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,


.

.

.

.

.

.

.

"It really works!"

Funny SMS Messages - in which caseman st

Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..?

Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga.

Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga.

Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge..

Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga..

Sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga..

Nawaz Sharef Arbion K Ount Charrae Ga..

Musharaf..

P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne..


Or Altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye

FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!

.

Acha ! Ek Baat Tou Batao Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Taal Dena , Jawab Mazaq Ke Andaaz Mai Tou Ho Sakta Hai Yani Shugal Magar Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalye Ga Dekho Kuch

Baatain Zindagi Mai Bohat Imp Hoti Hain , Buhat Ziada Balkay Sav Se Ziada Kuch Aisi Imp Hai Yeh Baat Bhi Atleast For Me , Ager tumne Ghalat Bataya Ya Baat Ko Talnay ki

Try Ki Tu Acha Nahi Ho Ga .. Plz Sach Batao

TIME KIYA HUA HA :P

Funny SMS Messages - husband: Allah

A DUA...


tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.

Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.

or

tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.

tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.

Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.

apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.

Koi aur dua.....???

Love SMS Messages - You Can Live

Haqiqat Jan Kar Aise Hamaqat Kon Karta Hy,
Bhala Be Faiz Logon Se Mohabat Kon Karta Hy,
Batao Jis Tijarat Men Khasara He Khasara Ho
Bina Sochey Khasarey Ki Tijarat Kon Karta Hy,
Hamen He Ghalt Fehmi Thi Kisi K Wastey Warna,
Zamaney K Rewajon Se Baghawat Kon Karta Hy,
Khuda Ne Sabr Karne Ki Mujhey Taufeeq Bakhshi Hy,
Array G Bhar K Tarpao Shikayt Kon Karta Hy,
Kisi K Dil K Zakhmon Par Marhm Rakhna Zaruri Hy,
Magr Is Dor Me MOHSIN Ye Zehmat Kon Krta Hy

Funny SMS Messages - Man: Is there any way for long life?

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia

"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

Funny SMS Messages - SIrf Is Baat Par Hum

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - Meay Piaray

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Funny SMS Messages - pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia ha

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :

"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!

Because,

In AFRICA,

people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

Funny SMS Messages - brrrr bbrrrr

Though i love this song from TZP, but cudn''t resist taking a dig on this. If i hurt somebody, it is purely unintentional.. Mujhe Maaf Kar De naa MAA :))

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin

Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...

Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin

Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...

Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,


Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...

Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,

Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...

Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...

Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main...Meri Maa..

Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,

Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa

Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin

Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa


Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...

Funny SMS Messages - Some Of The Unrefusable

Some Of The Unrefusable

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,


More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - My no. has been changed.

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

.

.

A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,


shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,

ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Funny SMS Messages - 3 sardar after exam

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got

Up Vry Erly In d


Morning Since Its

Impossible 2 See

Anything

He Wantd 2 Pass His

Time

He Found A Sack Full Of

Small Stones

He Began Tossing Them

Into The River

At Last Whn He Was Left


Wid One Stone To Toss

The First Stroke Of

Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He

Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That

He Had Thrown A Sack

Full Of Diamonds ..."

Moral :


Never Get Up Early In

The Morning ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Have You Ever

News reporter:

KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

sub ne patri par chalang laga di.

Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,

ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Funny SMS Messages - Popular Dialogues After Daru session.....

New rules of life for 2008

1. Haste Rehne ka.


2. Tension nai leneka.

3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive

4. Mast rehneka.

5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.

6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka

7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka

Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

Funny SMS Messages - Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - sardar ka RADIO kharab

kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...

chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....

khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"

KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar

Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..

tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-

Funny SMS Messages - Mujay b send karo

A msg for all the students

of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through

so many strikes and holidays,

last year.

So, to cover-up that all the students


must hav to convince

our skools admin team to

open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)