Funny SMS Messages - pyar

New Economic Lingo -

Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief

Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate

Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -

The Art Of Buying

Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -

Idiot Who Just

Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An

Archaic Word No


Longer In Use ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - pagal khaney main

taarif karun kya aapki???......

taarif karun kya aapke baal ki???.......

taarif karun kya aapke hooton ki???.......

taarif karun kya aapke gaal ki???........

......................

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saala aapmein kuch taarif k qabil dikha hi nahi!

to-taarif karun kya aapki???......

Funny SMS Messages - Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate Hai

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

Love SMS Messages - Nazar se Nazar

Nazar se Nazar

Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,

Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,

Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,

Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,

Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,

Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,

Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,

Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,

KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,

Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,

Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,

Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.

Funny SMS Messages - ab to 100 percent kh

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than

100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to


help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter

reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective

customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few

weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to

dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which

has done only 30000 kms

Friendship SMS Messages - True friends are

*If You Are In Love:

-Get The Best Of It


-Forget The Bad Things

-Enjoy It 'coz Nothing Lasts Forever

*If You Just Broke Up:

-Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy

-Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are

There

-Hug More People

-Stop Listening To Music! It Only

Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single 'n Alone:

-Play, Play 'n Play! Noone Can


Blame You

-Enjoy Every Opportunity

-Never Stop Lookin For Someone..!

Funny SMS Messages - Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.


So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - What did Tarzan

4 guys

1 4rm HARVARD

2 4rm OXFORD

3 4rm TEXAS

4 Sardar 4rm punjab university

1 Question

what is th fastest thing in world?

OXFORD: light

HARVARD: thought

TEXAS: blink of an eye


Sardar: its loose motions

bcz

last night i was lying in my bed

n

b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,

it was over!

Funny SMS Messages - gadhi ne gadhe se pu

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D

Funny SMS Messages - Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,

funny and amazing replies.

But reply me first.

Kia haal hai? =P ;)

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

Funny SMS Messages - TOM CrUISE

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"

Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per


12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Its Easier

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya

to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - :#: A friend

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,


A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,

In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too

For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

Funny SMS Messages - Exams ka saya hai,

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .

Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.

kuch din bad babies niklay.

pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.

dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.

tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun

Funny SMS Messages - Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - Shakespare Said

Re-Remix of "Maujaan

He Maujaan"

Judge Sarey Judge

Sarey Nikal Gaye,

Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk

Wich Bikhar Gahe,

Bugti Nu Marrya,

Bhutoo Nu Marrya,

Kam Dikha K Musharaf

Nikal Gaya,

Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,

Sham Savery Hun

Faujaan E Faujaan,

Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E


Faujaan.;->

Funny SMS Messages - Winter is going 2 start...

*Some funny truth*

* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.

*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.


*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,

kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.

*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,

par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.

*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,

magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.

*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.

Funny SMS Messages - A man, who surrenders

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.

SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.

Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.

SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.

Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.

Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.

Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,

FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Husband wanted to call the hospital

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,


Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,

Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Funny SMS Messages - Jab kabi b aapki larai

''Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,


last one was a duck!”..:-P''

Funny SMS Messages - Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI

Re-Remix of "Maujaan

He Maujaan"

Judge Sarey Judge


Sarey Nikal Gaye,

Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk

Wich Bikhar Gahe,

Bugti Nu Marrya,

Bhutoo Nu Marrya,

Kam Dikha K Musharaf

Nikal Gaya,

Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,

Sham Savery Hun

Faujaan E Faujaan,

Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E

Faujaan.;->

Love SMS Messages - Love is a measles and

Kaash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
Tere ronay se tere saray
Ansuon ko pi jata.

Raat ko be-khabri me Jo
Tujhe mera khayal aata.
Tu main teri ankhon me
kuch pehlay se ziada
Tehal jata.

Subha jab tum apne
Naram hathon se saf
karti mujhe.
Tu main tere nazuk
Hathon pe lag sa jata.

To apni ankhon me
Hamesha pyar se lagati
Mujhe,
Tu na kabhi khud se
Juda kar pati mujhe.

Youn teri rangeen dunya
Me rehta madhosh.
Umar bhar me karta teri
Ankhon ko roshan.

Kash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.

¤KinG Of SmS¤007

Friendship SMS Messages - The glory of friendship

Just like a rose. So precious and rare .

Is the forever friendship the two of us share.

Planted with kindness it''s warmed by the sun of caring ad sharing.

laughter and fun .

It''s grounded in trust ad nurtured by love .

With a sprinkling of grace from god up above.Tears of sadness ad joy .

Like dew.

Renew this friendship i share with u.Add in the heart''s garden.

We find the room 2 be ourselves, 2 grow ad bloom, a blessing of beauty unsurpassed,our friend''s a flower that will always last.

Friendship SMS Messages - A deep friend is

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,

Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,

Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Funny SMS Messages - "First Million Bucks

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

Customer : Ali''s.

S.M : Which after shave do y use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?

C : Ali''s ?

S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?


C : No, he is my room mate.

Funny SMS Messages - If Gal Vomits,

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy

Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Funny SMS Messages - funny quote on a married guys t shirt

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go

i am a school teacher I am getting


late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Khub surat pholon mai,

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,

larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,

larka mohabbat k SMS deta,

larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,

larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,


milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,

RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.

Funny SMS Messages - Dont give importance to MONEY

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,


bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Funny SMS Messages - SHORT and SWEET SAYING

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.

Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.

"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show

"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy


"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia

"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia

Funny SMS Messages - Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O

A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,

N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)

...She Replied: "Of course Not.."


...The Boy Dropped Her..:O

She was Caught

On 10th floor by another Boy,

He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"

"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!

He Dropped Her too..! :(

She Prayed for a Last Chance;

When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))

She Immediately Said:

"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))

The Boy Dropped Her Saying:

''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D