GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
No one could complete on time,
The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.
Next guy was given a " very late" remark.
And the next was a " very very late" remark.
And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->
Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?
Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!
Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?
TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.
Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai
Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.
Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
2009 Is Coming
Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights
Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->
Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->
Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->
Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,
Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,
Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery
1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.
Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.
Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek
"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"
Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!
Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..
Dont Delete dis iz real,
1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye
1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,
1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia
so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...
Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy
Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy
Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy
Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy
Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy
Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge
Qawali... =P ;->
1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:
''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"
Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!
Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..
Dont Delete dis iz real,
1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye
1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,
1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia
so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->
a lot of words i want you to tell me as well...
i want to see your face both laughing and tears.....
i have been thinking of you, and i feel that just that will make my heart stronger..
no mater the time i will be wishing on these fleeting feelings, like i am reaching out to you..
Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.
Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!
Bv ne sun kr jwab dia
"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories
Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!
Teacher then asks a boy.
Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da Window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)
In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank
This shows that nothing is impossible
Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me
But in 2020, I''m planning to...
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Apply 4 loan again. :-)
I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!
I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!
GOD said:No. 3 days!
I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!
GOD said:No. 2 days!
I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!
GOD said:No.Just 1 day!
I said:Yes!
GOD asked:Which day?
I said:Everyday!
GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.
I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...
Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy
Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy
Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy
Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy
Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy
Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge
Qawali... =P ;->
Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to
Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to
kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to
suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to
jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to
nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....
1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22
2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it
3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions
4.Guns function normal everyday
5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it
6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.
Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.
Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.
Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.''
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?
Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-
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Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???
:-m
Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!
Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..
Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?
Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..
Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?
Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..
Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai
Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.
"KHOTA TOYOTA"
Model 2010
Petrol ka Dushman,
jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,
5 years Maintenance Free,
Sponsered by:
Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''
Huye Jis Pey Meharaban Tum Koi Khush Nasib Hoga
Meri Hasaratein To Nikalin Mere Ansuuon Mein Dhal Ke
Teri Zulf-O-Rukh Kay Qurban Dil-E-Zaar Dhuundhata Hai
Wahi Champai Ujaale Wahi Suramai Dhundalake
Koi Phool Bun Gaya Hai Koi Chaand Koi Taara
Joh Chiraag Bujh Gaye Hain Teri Anjuman Mein Jal Ke
Mere Dosto Khudara Mere Saath Tum Bhi Dhuundo
Woh Yahin Kahin Chhupey Hain Mere Ghum Kaa Rukh Badal Kay
Teri Bejhijhak Hansi Say Na Kisi Kaa Dil Ho Mailaa
Yeh Nagar Hai Aainon Kaa Yahaan Saans Le Sambhal Ke
1- Hate To Sleep
2 - Like To Study Forever
3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]
4 - Cant Live Widout Tension
5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World
6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1
Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia
Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao
Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye
Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo
Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo
Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->
1.Pyar Ek Shikva Hai,
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.
2.Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Milta Hai,
Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Milta Hai.
3.Pyar Diwano Ka Kam Hai,
Dosti Smjdaron Ka.
4.Pyar Me Musibt Hoti Hai,
Dosti Me Nasiht.
5.Pyar Me Dil Toot Ta Hai To Koi Rusva Hota Hai,
Par Mit Jane K Bad B,Dosti Ka Ek Rutba Hota Hai.
1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka
2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara
3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal
4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka
5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye
6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana
7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
:Tum Hi To Ho
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao
U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
*some funny fact*
***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti
***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de
****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
ok chor ka naam thaa I.K. Ehsaas
poocho kaise ??
Aatif khud hee aaj kal keh rahaa hai " CHAIN CHEENA ISHQ KE EHSAAS NE"
(Race film ka superhit gaana)
are U 18 Years Old?
if
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NADRA
National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan
Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...
as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...
Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha
tab to sirf khilone tuta karte the.
Wo khushiyan bi na jane kaise khushiyan thi,
titli ko pakad ke uchhla karte the.
Paoon maar ke khud barish ke pani mae,
apna aap bhigoya karte the.
Ab to ek aansu bi rusva kar jata hai,
bachpan mein to dil khol ke roya karte the.
Aankhon ko sulaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota,
Dil ko samjhaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Bhari mehfil mein jab koi achanak yaad aajaye,
Phir aansoo chupaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho wo achanak door hojaye,
Dil ko yakeen dilaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai.
Lekin yeh kia ke zindagi sub kuch hai tere bina...
Ab to raat bhi kaat jati hai din bi guzar jata hai...
Sab waisa hi hai kuch bhi to nahin badla tere bina...
Tere jane pe jo rim jhim si thi ankhoon main ab...
Thehar gaya hai ankhoon ka woh samander tere bina...
Waqt ne bohat kuch sikhla dia hai mujhe...
Ab tu waqt bhi guzar jata hai tere bina...
Shayad mohabbat karne ke adaab hi na thay...
Ab zindagi ne woh bhi sikhla dia tere bina...
Jo guzar gaya hai waqt .,, So guzar gaya dost...
Jo reh gaya hai guzar jayega TERE BINA...
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->
Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.
Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,
Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,
Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.
Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.
Good love; its when someone cares about you deeply, and when you''re crying, they make you laugh when you don''t even want to smile.
Great love; someone who physically wipes the tears away if you happen to be crying in front of them.
But true love...it knows. Its that person who notices your abscence, goes to find you, and when they find you, they don''t wipe the tears away...they kiss the tears away. They hold you, long and tight, until you fall asleep in their arms.
Customer: If I post this
"LARKIYAN"
Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain
Yeh Larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain
ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain
Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain
Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain
Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !
Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"
Teacher- Where Is "P" ?
Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI
an ailing grandmother
An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.
"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."
"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.
"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."
"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."
Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says
"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."
"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola
Na ro mere rupay me
tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close
2 Our Heart,
Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close
2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read
As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)
Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
‘’Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?’’
Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .
Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo
Mian ßivi Apny
Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta
§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga
çhataakh!
ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?
Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha
çhataakh!
Mom(kichen §y):
kia Hoa?
ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy
Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy
Chatakh!
REAL FRIENDS:
galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae
FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing
REAL FRIENDS:
kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,
hamesha malang hi bna raen
FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool
REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha
FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay
REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga
tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.
ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.
-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal
-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.
-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D
Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,
Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,
Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,
Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,
Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,
Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha
Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha
Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha
Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha
Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha
Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''
Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..
Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?
Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..
Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?
Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..
1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,
2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,
3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,
4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,
5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,
6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,
7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,
8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,
9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,
10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
As Diamonds Are Forever
Friends Are Also Forever
When They Are There Make You Smile
When You Are Going Through A Mile
Friends Are Like Flowers
Whose Fragnance Add Essence To Your Life
As A Dictionary Without Words Is Meaningless
Similarly Your Life Without Friends Is Meaningless
As Words Build Sentences
Your World Is Built By Your FRIENDS (:
Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."
Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says
"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,
5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,
weekends pr bijli totaly free,
rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,
bijli TM HI TO HO,
unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,
bijli the smart choice,
isse sasti srf mombti
Gham Ko Karo Delete
Khushi Ko Karo Save
Rishton Ko karo Recharge
Dosti Ko karo Download
Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ka Karo Broadcast
Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable
Pyar Ki karo InComing On
Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off
Lanuage Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full
Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
Gusse Ko karo Hold
Muskan Karo Send
Help Ko Karo Ok
Self Ko karo Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Viberate
Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.
Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye
"Knock Out"
Hota Hai,
Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,
"RUN OUT"
Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,
"CATCH OUT"
G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain
"LBW Out"
Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,
"Stamp Out"
Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"
Hotay Hain.
Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.
“JANUARY” ki dhoop ho,
“FEBRUARY” ki barish ho,
“MARCH” ki shaam ho,
“APRIL” ki hawa ho,
“MAY” ki subah ho,
“JUNE” ki chawo’on ho,
“JULY” ki khushboo ho,
“AUGUST” ki taaron bhri raat ho,
“SEPTEMBER” ki chandni ho,
“OCTOBER” ki rim-jhim ho,
“NOVEMBER” ki bahaar ho,
“DECEMBER” ki sard raat ho,
Us sardi mai mery sard Hath hon or aap ky leay Dua ek khass ho k,
” SADA
KHUSH
RAHO “ameen”
Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy
phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy
Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati
phir apna
ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena!
Why ??
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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!
I wish I could see through your eyes
so I would know what you like to see.
I wish I knew your wishes,
so I could give you everything you want.
I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do,
and together we could make them come true.
I wish I knew what makes you happy,
so I could make you the happiest person in the whole world.
And lastly, I wish I were a cell in your blood,
so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart
The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,
She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !
The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?
aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?
sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->
Over Time Things Must Change
And Like A River Life Goes On
I Used To Say Love Was A Mistake
But I Was Wrong
Love Is The Greatest Thing
It Can Hurt Like Hell
But It Can Feel Like Heaven
And No Matter What Happens
This Love Make Me Dance Patiently
To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me
Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte
Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me
Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai
Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me
Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen
Teri GULNAR college me,
Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
Na Jany Q Log "Preshan" Howa Krty Hein,
Ye Haqeqat Hy K Jahan Toot K Chaha Jaye,
Wahan Bichrny K "Imkan" Howa Krty Hain,
"Muhbt" B Tofan Utha Deti Hai Dil Main,
Phr Rasty Sunsan Howa Krty Hein,
Dil B To Ek Ghr Hai Jo Kbi Bsta Hai
Ujry To Phr Jesy Khali "Makan" Howa Krty Hein
Bhichry Kbi B Lout K Nhi Aaty
.SAQI.
Bas Fqt "Yadon" K Kuch "Nishan" Howa Krty Hein...:
do u know how a
How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?
How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?
How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?
How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?
How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?
Join...
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"PAKISTAN"
"NAVY" =P ;->
The pencil costs Rs.3/.
Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you
forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).
If you have heart and want to help a poor child in
need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.
Please don''t neglect.
Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this
then your life will change for ever.
Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.
If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams
plz... hlp me
Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?
Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.
Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.
Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.
Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?
Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.
Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey..
Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,
Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,
Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,
Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,
Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,
Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,
Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,
Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->
Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.
Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.
Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.
Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.
Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.
Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon
Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
ye jo chappal main p
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon
Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,
ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,
aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,
SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!
I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!
I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!
GOD said:No. 3 days!
I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!
GOD said:No. 2 days!
I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!
GOD said:No.Just 1 day!
I said:Yes!
GOD asked:Which day?
I said:Everyday!
GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.
I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->
Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
Hansny Main
Rony Main
Jagny Main
Sony Main
Pany Main
Khony Main
KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main
Pholon Ki Khushbu Main
Gaaon Ki Gori Main
Aatay Ki Bori Main
ABBA Ki Daant Main
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main
AMMAA Ki Pitai Main
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main
Jhooty Ki Sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main
PYAR Ki Nishani Main
Student Ki Biryani Main
Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main
Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''
Overtime things must change
And like a river life goes on
I used to say “LOVE” was a mistake
But I was wrong
LOVE is the greatest thing
It can hurt like HELL
But it can feel like HEAVEN
And No Matter What Happens
This LOVE make Me Dance patiently. . . .
Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI
President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN
PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA
IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN
MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day
9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS
OSAMA still WANTED
SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH
1$=420Rs
Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs
CNG=3020Rs/kg
Gold=2000000/10g
AATA stolen frm LHR Museum
Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha
Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe
peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /
Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1
Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia
Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao
Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye
Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo
Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo
Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->
Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- kala (ßlack)
4- kathye (ßrown)
Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k ßeech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya
kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, ßhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...
Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily
Info Collected ßy
(Wiliam POti)
3 O''clock In The Night I Was Weeping
And You Thought That I Was Sleeping
You Saw Blood Pouring Out Of My Hand
And You Thought It Might Have Been Some Accident
You Saw Me Nearby Wherever You Went
And You Thought It Was Just Co-Incidence
Day And Night You Ruled My Imagination
And You Thought It Was Just Infatuation
Tensed And Dumb In Front Of You I Lay
And You Thought I Got Nothing To Say
When I Needed You I Cried In Pain
And You Thought I Was Lying Again
Hiding My Tears I Tried To Walk Tall
And You Thought I Didn''t Cry At All? . . . |''!''|
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- kala (ßlack)
4- kathye (ßrown)
Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k ßeech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya
kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, ßhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...
Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily
Info Collected ßy
(Wiliam POti)
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
"wanted"
ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din
Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?
Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota
Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara
Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?
Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain
Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho
Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
The road I''m on is dark, I''m not sure if I know the way, Yet with you right beside me, I''m certain I won''t stray.
Protect me from the world, I know we''ll make it through,
Give me all the strength I need..... Let me lean on you."
1 tatti, s0u afsanay..
Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala
0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away
tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam
Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki
tatti kar darya mai dal.
Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..
Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..
Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"
KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar
Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..
tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
science k teacher kehtey
Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,
So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,
"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"
Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!
Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!
Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!
Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->
A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........
Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho
Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to
Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey
Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho
Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho
Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho
Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho
The road I''m on is dark, I''m not sure if I know the way, Yet with you right beside me, I''m certain I won''t stray.
Protect me from the world, I know we''ll make it through,
Give me all the strength I need..... Let me lean on you."
Good love; its when someone cares about you deeply, and when you''re crying, they make you laugh when you don''t even want to smile.
Great love; someone who physically wipes the tears away if you happen to be crying in front of them.
But true love...it knows. Its that person who notices your abscence, goes to find you, and when they find you, they don''t wipe the tears away...they kiss the tears away. They hold you, long and tight, until you fall asleep in their arms.
There are 3 kind of Men..
Do u know...?
1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.
2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.
3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->
she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"
every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,
Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
Interesting but True:
Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!
Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!
Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!
Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,
Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..
Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,
Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...
KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,
Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....
What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.
I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U
1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.
2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.
3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha
"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->
