Funny SMS Messages - after eating fish sa

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun

Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K

Farishta: Hisaab Shoru

Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai

Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya

Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya

Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho

Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya

Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun

Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...


Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?

Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love is like a

A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be himself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and
can never grow in a jealous heart.

~Author Unknown

Funny SMS Messages - Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun

Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K

Farishta: Hisaab Shoru

Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai

Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya


Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya

Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho

Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya

Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun

Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...

Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?

Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - I"m sure you"ve

I''m A Lonely Road Of

Broken Dreams

Its A Boulevard That

I''m Searching For

These Stars Are All

So Dull

Its The Moon That I''m

Searching For

Happiness Is So Angry

At Me

Its Life That I''m

Searching For

There Is A Crowd

Around Me At All Times

Its a Friend That I''m

Searching For

My Life Is Just Like

Path

Its A Destination That

I''m Searching For

Don''t Know What Is It

That I''ve Lost

May Be Its ''ME'' That

I''m Searching For !!

Funny SMS Messages - Aaj ek mukabla ho rha

An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?

Funny SMS Messages - You are one of the

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.


Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Funny SMS Messages - Sine me dil, Dil me dard,

EK Pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha

Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “

Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di

Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy

10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui


Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A sleeping lion is stronge

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Court

Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now

and then

I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

Funny SMS Messages - I Haven''t Tasted Food

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."

Funny SMS Messages - A Lawyer

What Is a kiss? In view of

Geometry:


" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:

" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:

" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:

" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"

Funny SMS Messages - 1 ladka mujhe 2 bar i love u b

Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri

Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri

Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye

Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye

Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna

In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna

Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye

Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .

Funny SMS Messages - Full Forms>...;) NIIT : Not Interested in IT

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Muddassar Khan

Tumharay naam likhta hoon....!!

Tumharay naam likhta hoon...!!
Tumhare naam likhta hun,
Muhabbat aur khusboo ke,
Wafaon ke massarat ke,
Dhadakte dil ke wo nagme,
Jo insano ki dharti par,
Har eek mausam me gaye hain !

Tumhare naam likhta hun,
Akhuwat aur ulfat ke,
Sadakat aur azmat ke,
Wo phoolon jaise afsane,
Jo iss duniyan me logon ne,
Sune hain aur sunaye hain !

Friendship SMS Messages - Friends are the

Your friendship is like Paktel,

DIL TO AIK HAY

Your sincerity is like Telenor,

CHAHO KUCH BARH K

Your love is like Haleeb,

GARHA JO HAY

Your smile is like twist,

HILA K RAKH DAY

Your voice is like Nokia,

CONNECTING PEOPLE

Your style like ufone,

TUM HI TO HO

Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,

AUR SUNAO

My response like Warid,

WE CARE

Funny SMS Messages - Bohat Kiya intizar,

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.

2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Height Of Thinking

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.

Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.

Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.

Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.

Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.


Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr

03216307893

Ziada easy load krwata hay.

Best of luck... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Height of preence of mind...

Height of preence of mind...

Height of preence of mind...

Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".

Student replied ," I cannot tell".

Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".

Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"

Friendship SMS Messages - We Make So Many

DOSTI wo hy jo

“JANUARY” ki dhoop ho,

“FEBRUARY” ki barish ho,

“MARCH” ki shaam ho,

“APRIL” ki hawa ho,

“MAY” ki subah ho,

“JUNE” ki chawo’on ho,

“JULY” ki khushboo ho,

“AUGUST” ki taaron bhri raat ho,
“SEPTEMBER” ki chandni ho,

“OCTOBER” ki rim-jhim ho,

“NOVEMBER” ki bahaar ho,

“DECEMBER” ki sard raat ho,

Us sardi mai mery sard Hath hon or aap ky leay Dua ek khass ho k,
” SADA
KHUSH
RAHO “ameen”

Funny SMS Messages - if a paratha a piz

A DUA...

tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.

Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.

or

tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.

tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.


Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.

apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.

Koi aur dua.....???

Friendship SMS Messages - Hamaare to daaman

A friend is like a flower,

a rose to be exact,


Or maybe like a brand new gate

that never comes unlatched.

A friend is like an owl,

both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,

whose spirit never dies.

A friend is like a heart that goes

strong until the end.

Where would we be in this world

if we didn''t have a friend.

Funny SMS Messages - sach ka samna me mat jana

Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise

mei products k sologun badal diye.

Bata: pehle ATA phir SCHOOL;

Dalda:jahan mamta wahan ATA

Waves:ATA he kafi hai

Body cool :just ATA

Jazz: ATAY ki sunao

Brooke bond supreme

yehi yu hai apna ATA

Pepsi:yeh dil mangay ATA,>

Sad SMS Messages - sara din

Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *

Funny SMS Messages - Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Suno Mehsoos karo

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?


Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73

5 Karror Rupay

Apki Beti Se Shadi,

USA Ka Viza,

2 Saal Ka Hanimon,

6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,

Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Friendship SMS Messages - Recipe Of Friendship

??You are my true friend


?

??True friends are Rare to Find

?

??True friends are Always very Kind

?

??True friends are Ornaments so Beautiful

?

??True friends Always make us Cheerful

?

??True friends are the Work of Perfection


?

??True friends Give us right Direction

?

??True friends Always shine like Moon

?

??True friends are the Greatest Boon

?

??That''s Y Ur My True Friend

??Forever ?

Funny SMS Messages - InTErNATioNAL SurvEy

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,


peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.


.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Friendship SMS Messages - There is a gift that

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your


"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your Friend

not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her

Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n not


Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Love SMS Messages - To Fall In ''''L O V E''

kro tu kis k lye akhir malal uska.

usy nahi tu mujhe bhi nahi khyal uska,

meri wafa ne banaya he bewafa usko,

kisi ada par nahi hai kamal uska,


mere naseeb ki yeh bhi tu khush naseebi hai,

k mujhe ko dekh kar sub pochty hain haal uska,

yehi dua me karo har baras k pehle din,

mere bagher ne guzry koi b saal uska,

mere urooj ko us k naseeb me likh dy,

khuda-e-paak mujhe sounp dy zawaal uska

Love SMS Messages - when the night comes

(Us ne kaha)
Tum me pehli si baat nahi?
(Maine kaha)
Zindagi me ab tera sath nahi,
(Us ne kaha)
Ab bhi kisi ki aankhon me doob jate ho?
(Maine kaha)
Ab kisi ki ankhon me wo baat nahi,
(Us ne kaha)
Kya mein bewafa ho?
(Maine kaha)
Mujhe ab wafa ki talash nai
(Usne kaha)
Kyun itna toot kr chaha muje?
(Maine kaha)
Mein insan ho koi pathar zaat nai.
(Usne kaha)
Bhol jao mujhe!
(Maine kaha)
Tum haqiqat ho koi khwab nai…

Funny SMS Messages - Boy to a Girl :

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:

People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:

My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:

Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:

No, He Always Minded His Own Business

Love SMS Messages - Aankhon me rahn

Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho
Ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho,
kuch chunchal say, kuch chup chup say
kuch khoiy khoiy rehtay ho,
hain chahnay walay aur bohut
par tum main hai aik baat bohut
tum apnay apnay lagtay ho,
yeh baat baat pay kho jana
kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia baat hai hum say keh dalo
yeh kis uljhan main rehtay ho,
ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho!!

Funny SMS Messages - Aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

Love SMS Messages - Khuwabon Ki Ek Basti Thi

Khuwabon Ki Ek Basti Thi

Khuwabon Ki Ek Basti Thi
Ek Larki Us Main Rehti Thi

Apne Ghar K Angan Main
Kuch Sapne Boya Karti Thi

Apne Kamre Ki Khirki Main
Bondon Se Khela Karti Thi

Sab K Samne Hansti Thi
Chup Chup K Roya Karti Thi

Khud Hi Khud Se Kehte Rehna
Dosto Se Kuch Na Kehti Thi

Chand Ko Ghante Takte Rehna
Phir Khud Se Batain Karti Thi

Dekhne Wali Sab Ankhon Ko
Chand Ka Tukra Lagti Thi

Jab Toot Chuki To Sab Ne Jana
Wo Pyar Kisi Se Karti Thi

Funny SMS Messages - Na Waqt Se

(Promises in Election Campaign)

Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.

My slogans are..

Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies

(Reality : when elected)


I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.

Now My Slogan Is.

No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Funny SMS Messages - Soldier to General:

Soldier to General:

Soldier to General:

Sir!

A small enemy group is attacking..

General:

Quickly bring me my red shirt..

"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:

Sir why d red shirt??

General:

In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:

Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:


Hurry up!

Bring me

My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love is not something

apni aghoosh main ik rooz chupa loo mujh ko ,

gham-e-duniya se meri jaan bacha loo mujh ko ,

in hi isharoon me de di ha ijazat maine ,

mangne se na milloo to chura loo mujh ko ,

apne saye se bhi ap to mujh ko dar lagta ha ,

ho jo mumkin to nigahoon me basa lo mujh ko ,

unhe likhna ha ik rooz khat me ye jana ,

main to khud ka bhi nahi apna bna lo mujh ko.

Funny SMS Messages - ho gaii teri sha

What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!

Funny SMS Messages - The Prospective Son In

"students Vs teacherz"..

.

.

When We R in class, We R ''students'',


When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

.

.

Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Friendship SMS Messages - FrIeNdS aRe ThE

We all lose friends.. we lose them in death, to distance and over time.

But even though they may be lost, hope is not. The key is to keep them in your heart, and when the time is right,

you can pick up the friendship right where you left off.

Even the lost find their way home when you leave the light on."

Funny SMS Messages - What will Himesh

taarif karun kya aapki???......

taarif karun kya aapke baal ki???.......

taarif karun kya aapke hooton ki???.......

taarif karun kya aapke gaal ki???........

......................

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saala aapmein kuch taarif k qabil dikha hi nahi!

to-taarif karun kya aapki???......

Funny SMS Messages - Ravan was sent

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

are U 18 Years Old?

if

YES

Then Scroll down

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha

Funny SMS Messages - What Do U Call

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....