Choti Choti Si Uski Do Ankhen
Do Chameli Ke Phool Hon Jese
Uska Hass Kar Nazar Jhuka Lena
Sari Shartein Kabool Hon Jaise
Kitni Dilkash Hai Uski Khamoshi
Sari Batein Fezool Hon Jaise
Uski Batein To Phool Hon Jaise
Baki Batein Babool Hon Jaise.
back benchers association
Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..
Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..
N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..
Hosh se GEO!!
From:
Back benchers association..
Yes!!
We talk with arguments.
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
LIBRA SUNAAR''
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
I sit and close my eyes, imagine
your face, your touch, your kiss,
and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling
and glittering stars around me .
How lucky I am to have you, my love!
I do not need any light to see
as you are my light.
I Love You.
Kya Aap Janty Hain
2 Ankhon K Drmyan Kya Rishta Hai?
Jub Dekhti Hain To 1 Sath Dekhti Hain
Jub Muskrati Hain To 1 Sath Muskrati Hain
Jub Roti Hain To 1 Sath Roti Hain
Jub Band Hoti Hain To 1 Sath Band Hoti Hain
Jub-K Dono Ne 1 Dosry Ko Dekha Tak Nahi
PYAR HO TO ESA HO.
Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai
...is you
...is love
...is shared
...is forgiving
...is understanding
...is shared secrets
...is heals many hurts
...is not judgemental
...is shared laughter
...is slow and steady
...is can be angry at times
...is dependable and true
...is more precious then silver or gold
...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect
...does not hold drudges or demand perfection
...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how
...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day
...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times
...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden
"Be mine Janu"
1. U walk really slow wen u r wid her/him.
2. U feel shy wen she/he is arund.
3. U smile wen u hear her/him voice.
4. Wen u look at her/him u cant c othr people arund.
6. U start listenin 2 slow songs.
7. U realise u r always smilin 2 urself
wen u think abut her/him.
8. U wud do anythn 2 c her/him.
9. U wer so busy thinkin abut her/him
dat u did nt c dat point no. 5 is missing.
10. Now u scrolled up n laugh on ur mistake.
Ha ha pakade gye!!
I cum 2 know u r in luv.
u got lost thinking abt him/her.
DoctOr: 300 rupay
Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..
Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?
Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye
“JANUARY” ki dhoop ho,
“FEBRUARY” ki barish ho,
“MARCH” ki shaam ho,
“APRIL” ki hawa ho,
“MAY” ki subah ho,
“JUNE” ki chawo’on ho,
“JULY” ki khushboo ho,
“AUGUST” ki taaron bhri raat ho,
“SEPTEMBER” ki chandni ho,
“OCTOBER” ki rim-jhim ho,
“NOVEMBER” ki bahaar ho,
“DECEMBER” ki sard raat ho,
Us sardi mai mery sard Hath hon or aap ky leay Dua ek khass ho k,
” SADA
KHUSH
RAHO “ameen”
"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.
DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha
Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe
Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha
Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye
Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha
Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan
Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha
Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka
Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha
Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main
Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha
Headlines :
President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.
Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.
Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.
President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.
Meera''s 25th Birthday.
Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.
Will Osama Be Captured ?
Shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.
Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.
Pak Rs 178= 1$
Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470
Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?
Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..
Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua
After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m
1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?
1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.
2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
DARD NAK KAHANI.
aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.
Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.
Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur
Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
A Pathan called FM radio & said:
"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.
DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
I sit and close my eyes, imagine
your face, your touch, your kiss,
and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling
and glittering stars around me .
How lucky I am to have you, my love!
I do not need any light to see
as you are my light.
I Love You.
After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai
Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again
