Funny SMS Messages - To be a "Good professional

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.

2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - friendship is a sile

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made

"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - aik bivi judge se mu

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya

tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:

Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

Funny SMS Messages - Pani mai whiskey wilao

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n


Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya

tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:


Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

Funny SMS Messages - Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,

Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,

Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,

aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,

Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,


sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"

Funny SMS Messages - Histry of Pakorey

Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila

Saaf Kia Tou 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha K

Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Puri Karega

Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do jo

Kbhi Khatam Na Ho

1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya


Pathan Ne Thori C Naswar Nikali Tou Utni Aur Aa Gayi

Jin: Baqi 2 Wishes

Pathan [Khushi Se] : Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do ... ;-?

Funny SMS Messages - GURBAT MITAO OFFER

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”

“Dard-e-bhutto”

Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,


hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,

hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,

Dil main hay mere

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Funny SMS Messages - 1 waqt tha

Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..

Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?

Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..

Funny SMS Messages - PAKISTAN ko world champion

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is like a string

True friends are rare to find

True friends are always very kind.

True friends are ornaments so beautiful.

True friends always make us cheerful.

True friends are the work of perfection.

True friends give us right direction.

True friends always shine like moon.

True friends are the greatest boon The like friend Rahish

Funny SMS Messages - MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

Customer : Ali''s.

S.M : Which after shave do y use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?

C : Ali''s ?

S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?


C : No, he is my room mate.

Funny SMS Messages - santa tum guitar ba

Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa

ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot


us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii

bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii

til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye

loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Medical student ne apni

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."

The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"

The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''

Friendship SMS Messages - 6 rules to be HAPPY

Friends

A friend is someone we turn to

when our spirits need a lift,

A friend is someone we treasure

for our friendship is a gift.

A friend is someone who fills our lives

with beauty, joy, and grace


And makes the whole world we live in

a better and happier place...!!

Funny SMS Messages - ''Doctor 2 Charsi:

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?


Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!

Baap: acha! aur baqi?

Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!

chotha mai karna bhool gia!

paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!

chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,

maine dekha he nhe!

Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?

Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - ''ek admi kabar par betha tha,

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all

those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"

He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

Love SMS Messages - I have the

I want to lie with you in green pastures,

Swim with you in fresh, blue water.

I want to hold you until all times end,

I want to know you forever and be your friend.

Love me will you, this I ask,

Open up to me and take off your mask.

Kiss me, love me, my love for you never dies

Like a candle that never goes out,


My love for you burns on and on.

Please say yes as I ask you this,

Sweet angel of God, pure precious dove,

Will you marry me my love?

Love SMS Messages - Zindge youn the ke

I hope you don''t know,

I hope you don''t see,

All of the feelings

Bursting inside of me.

I wish I could tell you

I wish I could let you know

All of these feelings


I would like to show.

I lay in bed

Hope and pray

You will wake up

And realize some day.

Maybe one day you will know

Maybe you will see

Although I meant nothing to you,

You meant everything to me.

Funny SMS Messages - God has Four gifts for u:

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

Funny SMS Messages - duniya ki wo konsi company

Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:


Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:

Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:

Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:

Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:

Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:


Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:

Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:

Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Maine Kaha Dilruba

1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab

Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K

Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K

Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari

Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.

Funny SMS Messages - the news 14 aug 2020

the news 14 aug 2020

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Faqeer Rupia Dede Baba" .

There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-


They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-

They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-

They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,

An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?

Love SMS Messages - Main surat tou

Everything has a time & place

Overtime things must change

And like a river life goes on

I used to say “LOVE” was a mistake

But I was wrong

LOVE is the greatest thing

It can hurt like HELL

But it can feel like HEAVEN

And No Matter What Happens

This LOVE make Me Dance patiently. . . .

Friendship SMS Messages - The Shortest Solution

A friend is...

A tissue when you can''t stop crying

A shoulder when you feel like dying

Always listens when you have something

to say a week when you just need a day

A crutch when you have a broken heart

Some glue when everything falls apart

A sun when the rain just won''t stop

Your Mom when you run into a cop

phone call when you can''t leave your


home

Hand when you feel all alone

Wing if you want to fly

Understands without knowing why

An earfor a secret to tell

An aspirin when you feel unwell

A love that can never let go

I cherish those moments of our

frienship I shared with You...

Sad SMS Messages - Ajeeb rishtay

Kabhi shikaston ka dukh uthaye to us say pochon,
Woh meri manind toot jaye to us say pochon,
Usey bhi koi sitara manzil say door kar day,
Usey bhi koi rasta nazer na aey to us say pochon,
Safer main woh bhi kisi karey imtihan say guzrey,
Usay bhi koi yun azmaye to us say pochon,
Meri tarhan din charhey woh bhi soye salik,
Usey bhi raat bher neend na aye to us say pochon.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Jamadar Gutter

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?

Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,

Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

Love SMS Messages - Some pray to marr

Dil chahta hai ke tujhe apna bana loon..

khud ko bhool jaon or tujh main samaloon..


ab lafzoon se ye dil behalta naheen...

dil chahta hai ke tujhe apney pas ley aaon or tujh apna bana loon Dil chahta hai ke tujhe apna bana loon..

khud ko bhool jaon or tujh main samaloon..

ab lafzoon se ye dil behalta naheen...

dil chahta hai ke tujhe apney pas ley aaon or tujh apna bana loon

Funny SMS Messages - Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)

Funny SMS Messages - Night Was Dark

Make a wish and give it wings


Dreams of bright and beautiful things

Dance through all the fun filld hours

Don''t forget to smell the flowers

Share some love and birthday cake

All life joys are yours to take

And when evening comes to view

Thanks ur lucky stars you are you

. . . HaPpY bIrThDaY. . .

Funny SMS Messages - Pappu excitedly announced

Pappu excitedly announced

Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends

"I will tell you all something....." All his

friends gathered around himto hear what

he would tell. What did Pappu tell them?


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A) "Something"... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Question Of The Year

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
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Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

Funny SMS Messages - Ur words r Antibiotics,

HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.

Haommmm !!!

Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.

::sMs G@MBlr::

Funny SMS Messages - Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Wo kOn c Movie Hai

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!

Or in the end you wud be...

Like..

Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,


Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:

Back benchers association..

Yes!!

We talk with arguments.