Friendship SMS Messages - F.r.I.e.N.d.S ArE tHe

We all lose friends.. we lose them in death, to distance and over time.

But even though they may be lost, hope is not. The key is to keep them in your heart, and when the time is right,

you can pick up the friendship right where you left off.

Even the lost find their way home when you leave the light on."

Funny SMS Messages - Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
.
1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
.
2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
.
3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
.
4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
.
6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
.
7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
.
8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
.
Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In

Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans

Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe

Migraine, Sumtymz

Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll

b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b

Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !

Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri

"JAWANI" ;->

Love SMS Messages - Can I say I love

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,

Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,

Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,

Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,

Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,

Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Funny SMS Messages - • When I send SMS to

Think for a moment that someone is missing you.

Think for an hour that someone is missing you.

Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.

Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.

After your death really someone will be missing you.

Friendship SMS Messages - yakin pe yakin

Few Moments In

FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U

Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &

Eating

- Spending For Friends


& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s

Shoulder While Class Is

Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In

Happiness Or In A

Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid

Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our


Eyes On Seeing Tears In

Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With

Him Ending Up In More

Understanding .. (:

Funny SMS Messages - Americans Invented Cellphone.

A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Funny SMS Messages - jigar

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Funny SMS Messages - larki namaz parh kr dua mang rahi thi

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi

CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,


So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - teri dosti main deewane ho gaye

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!

Funny SMS Messages - secret of good health

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".

The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: Aesi

1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai

2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P

Friendship SMS Messages - When i was walking

MY $WEET DREAMZ

FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION

Funny SMS Messages - a little girl whn as

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?

=

Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!

=

Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?

=

Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!

=

Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,


=

Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....

Love SMS Messages - Ajnabi duniya me

The heart is the main organ of the body. It is said that our heart keeps us alive,

but I believe its what is inside our hearts that gives us the drive to live.

The love thats inside our heart that makes us who we are. The greatest gift in my eyes is the ability to love.

To share the love we hold in our hearts is the greatest gift God has given us because people only can live for so long,

but our memories and our love last for eternity.

Funny SMS Messages - Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.


Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

Funny SMS Messages - HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!

Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)

Friendship SMS Messages - Kch yaade''n hyn

A friend is...

A tissue when you can''t stop crying

A shoulder when you feel like dying

Always listens when you have something


to say a week when you just need a day

A crutch when you have a broken heart

Some glue when everything falls apart

A sun when the rain just won''t stop

Your Mom when you run into a cop

phone call when you can''t leave your

home

Hand when you feel all alone

Wing if you want to fly

Understands without knowing why


An earfor a secret to tell

An aspirin when you feel unwell

A love that can never let go

I cherish those moments of our

frienship I shared with You...

Funny SMS Messages - Arz kiya hai... "Irshad..Irshad"

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Funny SMS Messages - Types of Girls ( Computer Humor ) CD-ROM GIRLS

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor ) CD-ROM GIRLS

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS


She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can

live with out her

VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,


install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to

uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall

her you will lose everything

SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Funny SMS Messages - Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

GEO SURVEY REPORT . . . .

Aaj Kal ''''MACHAR AUR MAKHIYAN'''' Din Raat Dekhe Ja Rahe Hyn

Humare Numainda GEO Ki Tafseelat K Mutabiq Un Ka Kehna Hai

''''Mehangai Ne Kamar Torr Di Hai

Is Liye Over Time Lagana Par Rha Hai''''

GEO MUSHARRAF Sab Ko Kaam Pe Laga Dia . . . ;-

Funny SMS Messages - A Sardar moving

Beemar shohar:

MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..


Biwi: Wo kiun..?

Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,

''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,

ghaday ki trah kaam krta

hun,

Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,

Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

Love SMS Messages - Person Who Live

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…

ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…

in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…

roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

Funny SMS Messages - Man In Restaurant

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,


ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Funny SMS Messages - Zubaida apaaaaa

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.

Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.

Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.

Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Funny SMS Messages - noor jahan ki wafat k baad

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\,,/" /TOYOTA * * / ,,/\,\/ ,,/\,

Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''

Funny SMS Messages - Socho U.S.A jis se Darta Hay Un sab K Aakhir May

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,


More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Mehkhane me jaam

I think about you always,

and the way you make me smile.

like when i look into your eyes, it gives me butterflies.

When you hold me in your arms n

when my lips connect with yours,

its a feelin that i cant explain

because i never felt like that before.

Funny SMS Messages - 6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

Shahrokh Khan Shotting Mian Attnay Busy Hotay Hian K Ghar Ana Bhool Jatay Hian...

Aur Un K Bachay Bhi Bhool Jatay Hian Un Ka Papa Kon Hia...

Achank Shahrokh Khan Ghar Attay Hian Aur Bachay Zoor Se Chalatay Hian....

Mami .. Mami...Dakho To Zara Hamray Ghar Shahrok Khan Aay Hian...

Friendship SMS Messages - A friendship can

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TIME PA$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN INVE$TIGATE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A PART OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A NICE THING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A RIVER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WIND$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN VERY $EN$ITIVE RELATION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TREE$ OF FOOD

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TA$TE THAN $UGAR.<<<<<<.....

Love SMS Messages - kal raat sapne

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Funny SMS Messages - Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Andhere me rasta

Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden

Funny SMS Messages - Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

pehly jub bijli hova kerti thi to papu ko pora din press pay kam

kerna perta tha mager jub say ap ki hokamat ai hai tab say na bijli

hoti hai na mujhy kaam kerna perta hai..

Pora din moj masti main guzerta hai..

Ferq to paraa hai . . !

Jeo Musharaf . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Love SMS Messages - Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye

!i!i! MUHABBAT !i!i!

Kisi kumzoor lamhe me

Agar me tum se ye keh doon

Mujhe tum se muhabbat hai

Tum ye mat samajh lena

Mein ne sach kaha ho ga

Aisi dilnasheen baatoon ko

Aise dilbar peraye me kehna

Mujhe buchpan se aata hai

Meri aankhein mera chehra

Mera ye besakhta lehja

Ye sab kuch jhoot kehta hai mager

Is jhoot me aik sach bhi hai ke

Mujhe tum se MUHABBAT hai

Love SMS Messages - Not all friends are

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,

phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,

mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,

Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,

sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,

Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,

Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,


WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,

WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,

Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya........