Funny SMS Messages - why u feel lonely n

Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?

Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....

Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...

Love SMS Messages - Time will always fly

Love is like the seeds of life,

To root is full of pain and strife.

But to grow it"s like a great Oak tree,

Straight and strong for eternity.

Love is what I offer you,

Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!

Love is life between two who shares,

A life between two who really cares.


Love is ours, if you agree,

To spend your life with me!

Love SMS Messages - I have liked many

Samandar nay kaha

Mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo may chepie hoe eik seepe hai

Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai

Baadal nay kaha


Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai

Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai...

Shairr nay kaha

Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai

Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may

uttar te chali jate hai

Saaz nay kaha

Mohabbat eik essa geet hai

Jo Dil may uttar jata hai

Malee nay kaha


Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai

Jiss may sara

gulshan mehak uttah h

Funny SMS Messages - Life is full of rewards

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Friendship SMS Messages - Jab Jab tanhai ne

Just like a rose. So precious and rare .

Is the forever friendship the two of us share.

Planted with kindness it''s warmed by the sun of caring ad sharing.

laughter and fun .


It''s grounded in trust ad nurtured by love .

With a sprinkling of grace from god up above.Tears of sadness ad joy .

Like dew.

Renew this friendship i share with u.Add in the heart''s garden.

We find the room 2 be ourselves, 2 grow ad bloom, a blessing of beauty unsurpassed,our friend''s a flower that will always last.

Funny SMS Messages - GOOD NEWS 4 U

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - Shaadi ke pehle

Shaadi ke pehle

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)


Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)

Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)

Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)

Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)

Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)


Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

Friendship SMS Messages - To Meet A F.R.I.E.N.D

When you are sad.....

I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....

I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....

I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....


I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to

quit whining.

When you are confused.....

I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....

stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Funny SMS Messages - Who is a diplomat????

"students Vs teacherz"..

.

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When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''


When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

.

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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Funny SMS Messages - Paheli.

Hum janday paye thay sair ko..Kinare kinare nair ko,Kuta paya nigah mein,Sutta pya tha raah mein,Hum ne gul khila diya,Kute ko thuda laga diya,Kute ne Dandi wad lai,Pini ki Pini kad lai,Itne main hum paj Pare,Cycle de which waj Pare,Kuta Magron le gia..Cycle wala piche pe gia...

Love SMS Messages - Never give all

Hum jo kehte thay zindagi kuch nahin hai tere bina...

Lekin yeh kia ke zindagi sub kuch hai tere bina...

Ab to raat bhi kaat jati hai din bi guzar jata hai...

Sab waisa hi hai kuch bhi to nahin badla tere bina...

Tere jane pe jo rim jhim si thi ankhoon main ab...

Thehar gaya hai ankhoon ka woh samander tere bina...

Waqt ne bohat kuch sikhla dia hai mujhe...

Ab tu waqt bhi guzar jata hai tere bina...

Shayad mohabbat karne ke adaab hi na thay...

Ab zindagi ne woh bhi sikhla dia tere bina...

Jo guzar gaya hai waqt .,, So guzar gaya dost...

Jo reh gaya hai guzar jayega TERE BINA...

Friendship SMS Messages - The imp of a good

Our friends are like angels,

who brighten our days.

In all kinds of wonderful,

Magical ways.

Their thoughtfulness comes,

As a gift from above.

And we feel we''re surrounded,

By warm, caring love.

Like upside-down rainbows,


Their smiles bring the sun.

And they fill ho-hum moments,

With laughter and fun.

Friends are like angels,

Without any wings.

Blessing our lives,

With the most precious things.

Break Up SMS Messages - kuch khud b thay

kuch khud b thay

kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,

kuch tum b hum say rooth gaye,,

kuch khud hi zzakhm k aadi thay,,

kuch sheeshay hath say choot gaye,,

kuch khud b hassaas thay bohat,,

kuch apnay muqadar rooth gaye,,


kuch tum ko sach say nafrat thi,,,

kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye,,

kuch logon nay uskaya tumain,,

kuch apnay muqadar phoot gaye,,

kuch khud itnay mohtaat na thay,,

kuch log b hum ko loot gaye,,

kuch talkh hakaik thay itnay,

k khaab hi saray toot gaye.........

Funny SMS Messages - kesy hain halaat

A Parody Of Zong Song

Enjoy Krte Raho


Tv Dekhte Raho

Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke

Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me

To Cheatng Karte Raho

Pass Hote Raho

Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

Love SMS Messages - Hath baloon main phairay to

Hath baloon main phairay to

Hath baloon main phairay to main so jaun ga.

Koi kissa wo sunaye to main so jaun ga.

Us se kehna k mujay neend ai ati.

Apni bahoon main sulaye to main so jaun ga.

Meri palkon per sajay hain kaye ratoon k diay .

Koi palkoon se bujaye to main so jaun ga .

Akhri sans mjay moka de de zara .

Bad ki Bad main daikhain gay us se kaho.

Aj ki raat aa jaye to main so jaun ga.

Love SMS Messages - Do you want to

Ae waqt zara to tham ja, Mujhe yaad “KISI” ko kerne dy,
Mujhe “peyar” hai ik “SUNG DIL” say, Jo koi “BAAT” mujhay na karne dy,
Na apny “PAS” wo aany dy, Na khud se “DOOR” wo jany dy,
Na “DIL” ko apny pas rakhy, Na aur kisi ka “HONY” dy,
Her waqt mujhe “WO” yaad aay, Phir “DIL” se ik aawaz aay,
Ye kaisi “CHAHAT” hai us ki, Jo “JEENY” de na “MARNY” day

Funny SMS Messages - Today is Newspaper,

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?


Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - dua karo k meri umar lambi ho

Ek larki thi dewani C

Mobile lekr chlati thi

Nazren jhuka k

Sharma k

Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi

Kuch krna tha shayad usko

Pr jane kis se drti thi

Jb b mlti thi muj se

Yehi pucha krti thi

Ye ON kese hota hai


Ye ON kese hota hai

Aur main sirf yahi kehta tha

Ye mob nhi

T.V ka remote hai.

Friendship SMS Messages - Dilon ko khareedne

I Believe

As Diamonds Are Forever

Friends Are Also Forever

When They Are There Make You Smile

When You Are Going Through A Mile

Friends Are Like Flowers

Whose Fragnance Add Essence To Your Life

As A Dictionary Without Words Is Meaningless


Similarly Your Life Without Friends Is Meaningless

As Words Build Sentences

Your World Is Built By Your FRIENDS (:

Funny SMS Messages - creation

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti

by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,

kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.

Ik bat muje btla de tu,

us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,

kea hota hai tatti mein,

tatti ki lga dun dheri,

mein barish kr dun tati ki,


jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - "PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Funny SMS Messages - yeh bat samajh main

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,

A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,

In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too


For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: Bijli

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

Funny SMS Messages - uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

CAUSED BY: Lecturer

HOST: Students

REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure

SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes


CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth

PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes

PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness

DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.

TREATMENT: Not yet invented

PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

Funny SMS Messages - D O N

Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?

Funny SMS Messages - "Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

Funny SMS Messages - Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.

One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?

Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old

Man - How can you tell so accurately?

Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Ghalib farmaty hain

samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.

)==>kya aap anpadh hai?

nisulk madad ke liye likhe.

)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.

ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap

fir kahi nahi jayenge.

)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,

anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.


)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye

)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,

bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai

Funny SMS Messages - Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

Love SMS Messages - Door kahin meri nazro

Mujhe bass itna kehna hai, kabhi main yaad aoon to
Kabhi tanhayee ki raatain, tumhai zyada satayen to
Kabhi titli na bole to, aur jugnu lot jaye to
Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye, Koi jab sun na paye to
Kabhi sab dost saathi bhi jo tum se rooth jayen to
Kabhi jab khud se lad ker thakan se chur ho jao to
Kabhi chahte huwe bhi khud akele roo na pao to
Apni aankhon ko band kerna mujhe awaz de dena
Phir mere tasawwur se jo chahai baatain keh dena
Mere kandhe per sir rakh ker tum jitna chahe ro lena
Jab main khud lout jaon to apni dunya chale jana
Magar bass itna kehna hai
Ke jab bhi dukh ya khusyoon main
Humain dil se pukaro ge
Humain tum saath pao ge.

Love SMS Messages - I love to see you smile

Uss k honton ka tabassum rahay qayaim “YA RUB”

Uss k jeevan main khushiyon ka basaira ker day…

Tu meri “KARB” ki raaton ko bhalay khatam na ker,


Uss ke her shaam k aakhir mai “SAWAIRA” ker day.

Uss k “DIL” k kisi konay main jaga day mujh ko…

Uss ki “AANKHON” ko meray sapnon say khaira ker day

Yeh meray dil ki dua hay “MERA MOLA SUN LAY”…

Saaaari duniya say chupa ker “USSAY MERA KER DAY”

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

Funny SMS Messages - Press Unlock

We live in a "COUNTRY"

1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN

Funny SMS Messages - God thought that since

*Some funny truth*

* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.


*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.

*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,

kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.

*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,

par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.

*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,

magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.

*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.

Funny SMS Messages - One Technical question:

NAME:

Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:

Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:


Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs

HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:

BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:

ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..

MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Bhool jayen hum

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Dreams Are Only

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. I am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that I may drop even those undermost garments of dissimulation, courtesy, and second thought, which men never put off, and may deal with him with the simplicity and wholeness with which one chemical atom meets another.