Funny SMS Messages - sardar

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Funny SMS Messages - Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?

Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.

Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?

Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-

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Funny SMS Messages - Twinklw Twinkle L

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.

Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs

Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs

Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re

Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?

He replied: Hell to hell is local.

Funny SMS Messages - (/./) / " ) "? ----;"; /,,/"( , , )// //// // ye Ghada apka

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Funny SMS Messages - DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..

A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;

What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:

We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:

Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:

A Beautiful Girl..!!

Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:

See, i Told You..

NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..

Funny SMS Messages - tum ko captain banaya team ka

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Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship Isn''t Abo

How friends break? both frnd will think the other is

busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .

As time passes both will think let the other contact.

After that each will think y should i contact.

Here ur love will be converted to hate.

Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.


They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will

meet and blame 1 another.

So keep in touch with all our frnds

Love SMS Messages - So Many Ways

Kabhi Mujh Ko Saath Lekar, Kabhi Mere Saath Chal Kar
Woh Badal Gaye Achaanak Meri Zindagi Badal Kar

Huye Jis Pey Meharaban Tum Koi Khush Nasib Hoga
Meri Hasaratein To Nikalin Mere Ansuuon Mein Dhal Ke

Teri Zulf-O-Rukh Kay Qurban Dil-E-Zaar Dhuundhata Hai
Wahi Champai Ujaale Wahi Suramai Dhundalake

Koi Phool Bun Gaya Hai Koi Chaand Koi Taara
Joh Chiraag Bujh Gaye Hain Teri Anjuman Mein Jal Ke

Mere Dosto Khudara Mere Saath Tum Bhi Dhuundo
Woh Yahin Kahin Chhupey Hain Mere Ghum Kaa Rukh Badal Kay

Teri Bejhijhak Hansi Say Na Kisi Kaa Dil Ho Mailaa
Yeh Nagar Hai Aainon Kaa Yahaan Saans Le Sambhal Ke

Funny SMS Messages - Bolo Baby

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"

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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - // Height Of Job Frustration //

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1

Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia

Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao

Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye

Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo

Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U

Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi

Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - You''re Important To

PYAR V/S DOSTI :

1.Pyar Ek Shikva Hai,

Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.

2.Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Milta Hai,

Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Milta Hai.

3.Pyar Diwano Ka Kam Hai,

Dosti Smjdaron Ka.

4.Pyar Me Musibt Hoti Hai,

Dosti Me Nasiht.

5.Pyar Me Dil Toot Ta Hai To Koi Rusva Hota Hai,


Par Mit Jane K Bad B,Dosti Ka Ek Rutba Hota Hai.

Funny SMS Messages - the nine most terrifying words

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-

Funny SMS Messages - :Tum Hi To Ho

:Tum Hi To Ho

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling

Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun

Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun

Lrki:Sub Keh Do

Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy


Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.

Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Funny SMS Messages - teacher dunia me ki

A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.

After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.

Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.

What do you mean?


They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.

Love SMS Messages - TASKEEN

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo


Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka


Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Funny SMS Messages - I know u r too much

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.

Arab reward him Mercedez

Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates

again.


Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"

Memon asked why not new Mercedez?

Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - *some funny fact*

*some funny fact*

*some funny fact*

**kishor ka baap haklata tha agar wo thk se bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti

***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti

***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de

****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.

Funny SMS Messages - bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi...

taarif karun kya aapki???......

taarif karun kya aapke baal ki???.......

taarif karun kya aapke hooton ki???.......

taarif karun kya aapke gaal ki???........

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saala aapmein kuch taarif k qabil dikha hi nahi!

to-taarif karun kya aapki???......

Sad SMS Messages - saans bi khutum ho jati hai...

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
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Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
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KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
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KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY"

Funny SMS Messages - Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:

People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:


My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:

Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:

No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

Love SMS Messages - Not really

The Greatest Mistake In Love Is Trying To Possess It

It’ll Spill Out OF Hand Just Like Water


Love Will Retrive From You If You Demand, If You Expect

Love Is Meant To Be Free, You Cannot Change Its Nature

If There Are People You Love, Allow Then To Be Free Beings.

Give, But Don’t Expect.

Advice, But Don’t Order

Ask, Never Demand . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Sidhi Bat No Bakwas

Aatif Aslam ek concert mei jaate hai. He is gheraod by all his female fans and in the process he looses his gold chain.... toh bataao Aatif ki chain kisne churayee ?

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ok chor ka naam thaa I.K. Ehsaas

poocho kaise ??

Aatif khud hee aaj kal keh rahaa hai " CHAIN CHEENA ISHQ KE EHSAAS NE"

(Race film ka superhit gaana)

Funny SMS Messages - AAP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

are U 18 Years Old?

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YES

Then Scroll down

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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha

Love SMS Messages - Be close with someone

Bachpan ke dukh bi kitne ache the,

tab to sirf khilone tuta karte the.

Wo khushiyan bi na jane kaise khushiyan thi,

titli ko pakad ke uchhla karte the.

Paoon maar ke khud barish ke pani mae,

apna aap bhigoya karte the.

Ab to ek aansu bi rusva kar jata hai,

bachpan mein to dil khol ke roya karte the.

Love SMS Messages - We must widen the

Yaadon ko bhulane mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Aankhon ko sulaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota,

Dil ko samjhaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Bhari mehfil mein jab koi achanak yaad aajaye,

Phir aansoo chupaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,

Jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho wo achanak door hojaye,

Dil ko yakeen dilaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai.

Funny SMS Messages - miss callen martay h

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,


aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.


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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Love SMS Messages - You’re There For

Hum jo kehte thay zindagi kuch nahin hai tere bina...

Lekin yeh kia ke zindagi sub kuch hai tere bina...

Ab to raat bhi kaat jati hai din bi guzar jata hai...

Sab waisa hi hai kuch bhi to nahin badla tere bina...

Tere jane pe jo rim jhim si thi ankhoon main ab...

Thehar gaya hai ankhoon ka woh samander tere bina...

Waqt ne bohat kuch sikhla dia hai mujhe...

Ab tu waqt bhi guzar jata hai tere bina...

Shayad mohabbat karne ke adaab hi na thay...

Ab zindagi ne woh bhi sikhla dia tere bina...

Jo guzar gaya hai waqt .,, So guzar gaya dost...

Jo reh gaya hai guzar jayega TERE BINA...

Funny SMS Messages - Woh konsa Parinda

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES


Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd

MS WORD Nw He Wants

MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE

But No RE-SCOOTER

I Need It, As I Owe A

Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I

Need MS HOME, As I Use


PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat

Ur Name Is GATES But

U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ek zaruri suchna d

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Funny SMS Messages - What makes men chase

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D