Funny SMS Messages - Subha SMS Shaam

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Funny SMS Messages - 1st Dost:

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-

Shocked .....

Why

Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

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Funny SMS Messages - 1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar

Se Ja Raha Tha,

Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K

Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?

K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or

Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt

Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Funny SMS Messages - If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision

Pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.

Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"

Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.

Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.

Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"

Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->

Love SMS Messages - ~ LOVE~

Zindge youn the ke jenee ka bahana tu tha

Hum tu faqat zaib-e-hikayat the, afsana tu tha

Jese Jese chaha tere hijran main wo log

Atee jatee musam the zamana tu tha

Dost dost ke hatoon main kamanee theen farhan

Sabhi dekh ke such rahee the, nishana tu tha.

Love SMS Messages - If you r stuck between

I Wish . . .

I wish I could see through your eyes

so I would know what you like to see.

I wish I knew your wishes,

so I could give you everything you want.

I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do,

and together we could make them come true.

I wish I knew what makes you happy,

so I could make you the happiest person in the whole world.

And lastly, I wish I were a cell in your blood,


so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart

Love SMS Messages - To look life in the face

Raat Ka Galiban ,Aakhiri Pehar Tha …
Mujh Say Tanha Sitara Yoon Gooya Hoa
Hamnasheen …
Alwida !!
Aey Meray Hamnasheen . .Mujh Ko Nend Aa Gai
Tum Bhi So Jaao Ja Ker Kahen
Kal Milen Gay Yaheen..!!
Ye Sun Kar Main Halka Sa Muska Dia
Us Ko Batla Dia
Janay Walay Yahan Lout‘tay He Nahi
Tum Na Ao Gay Kal
Mujh Ko Hay Ye Yaqeen
Baat Sun Kar Meri
Wo Ruk Sa Gia …
Or Kehnay Laga ..
*Tum Say Wadah Karon
Phir Na Pora Karon ?
Aisa Mumkin Nahi …
Sun Meray Hamnashen …Main To Insaa‘n Nahi

Love SMS Messages - Ho sakta hai ki hum

Allah Agar Taufeeq Na De, Insaa.N Ke Bas Ka Kaam Nahin

Faizan-E-Mohabbat Aam To Hai, Irphan-E-Mohabbat Aam Nahin

Tarjumaa/Translation

If God Doesnt Grant Him Wisdom, Man Cannot Succeed (In Love)


Falling In Love Is Commonplace, To Recognize Love Requires Divine Grace .

Love SMS Messages - It breaks your heart

Mujhe bass itna kehna hai, kabhi main yaad aoon to
Kabhi tanhayee ki raatain, tumhai zyada satayen to
Kabhi titli na bole to, aur jugnu lot jaye to
Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye, Koi jab sun na paye to
Kabhi sab dost saathi bhi jo tum se rooth jayen to
Kabhi jab khud se lad ker thakan se chur ho jao to
Kabhi chahte huwe bhi khud akele roo na pao to
Apni aankhon ko band kerna mujhe awaz de dena
Phir mere tasawwur se jo chahai baatain keh dena
Mere kandhe per sir rakh ker tum jitna chahe ro lena
Jab main khud lout jaon to apni dunya chale jana
Magar bass itna kehna hai
Ke jab bhi dukh ya khusyoon main
Humain dil se pukaro ge
Humain tum saath pao ge.

Funny SMS Messages - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,

Tijori Par Likha Tha..

" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,

452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "

Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.

Jate waqt chor malik se bola..

"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - Quiet Increases Gap

I Wish . . .

I wish I could see through your eyes

so I would know what you like to see.

I wish I knew your wishes,

so I could give you everything you want.

I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do,

and together we could make them come true.

I wish I knew what makes you happy,

so I could make you the happiest person in the whole world.

And lastly, I wish I were a cell in your blood,

so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart

Love SMS Messages - Us k saath rehte

Chalo tumhare pyar par yakeen karte hain

Dil kya yeh jaan tum par qurbaan karte hain

Bus tum mere dil ko dhukana mat

Bus yehi tumse hum faryaad karte hein

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,

Pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,

Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,

Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad

Sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega waqat aane ke baad

Kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai

Nazar aajayega mar jaane ke baad

Funny SMS Messages - O Frnd Jee

Shikari dost say: Mein ik mrtaba shikar pay gaya or SHER say saamna hua,wo meray peechay bhaagnay laga,mein b bhaagnay laga or bhaagtay bhaagtay thak gaya to ruka, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya. Mein phr bhaaga or phr thak k ruk gaya, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya.

Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?

Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!

Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Hold your loved

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,

Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,

Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,

Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,

Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,

Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Friendship SMS Messages - Dil Nu Lag Jaan

When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,


That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,

Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,

Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,

Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.

Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Na Pooch teri judai

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..

Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.

Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..

Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..


2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,

"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"

Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - PTCL waly

KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia

Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:

10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?


Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.

2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye

Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:

Khuda Qasam

Pese Ka Gam Nai,

Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K

KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-

Love SMS Messages - i know i accept

Kyun yaad tum itna aate ho…?
Kyun hum ko tum tarpaate ho…?
Gum sum gum sum hain aaj sahar se hum…
Kyun itna hamain sataate ho…?
Aadi hogaye hain us sitam ke hum…
Jo aadatan humpe dhaate ho.
Tumhain khayaalon se gar nikaal bhi dain…
To khwaabon main aa jaate ho.
Hum lab se nahin karte izhaar-e-mohabb at…
Tum aankhain hii nahin parh paate ho………..

Funny SMS Messages - You Know That Old Saying

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.

Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.

Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...

us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..


Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane

Love SMS Messages - I Am Alone

Ehsaas use bhi hoga ek din apni jafa ka

rula dega use ek din khayal meri wafa ka

usne insaan sa sulook bhi na kiya mujhse

jis insaan ko maine darja diya khuda ka..Ehsaas use bhi hoga ek din apni jafa ka

rula dega use ek din khayal meri wafa ka

usne insaan sa sulook bhi na kiya mujhse

jis insaan ko maine darja diya khuda ka..

Funny SMS Messages - HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri

Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri

Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko

Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko

Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko

Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko

Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab

Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.

Love SMS Messages - Dil se tera khaya

Khafa Na Raha Karo Her Waqt
Hansa Bhi Karo Kisi Waqt
Jab Dil Ki Dhaleez Per Ahat Hoti
Hai
To Tare Ane Ka Andesha Hota
Hai Her Waqt
Jab Zindagi Hans K Milti Hai
To Tera Chehra Nazar Ata Hai
Us Waqt
Jab Gam Ka Badal Umadta Hai
To Teri Yad Stati Hai Us Waqt
Jab Tare Jane Ka Lemha Ata Hai
To Dil Bohat Tarapta Hai Us
Waqt

Funny SMS Messages - Husband to a newly wed wife!

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."

Funny SMS Messages - Pyarey Bhaiyya!!

Arz kiya hai

Sms dosto ko itne kiye

k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn

hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Sms dosto ko itne kiye

k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn

hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Funny SMS Messages - A woman had triplets

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than

100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to

help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter

reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective


customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few

weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to

dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which

has done only 30000 kms

Funny SMS Messages - whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??

When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my

aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the

ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at


funerals..... :d

Funny SMS Messages - Customer Shouted:

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Funny SMS Messages - A Smart Lawyer Said:

Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.

Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.

Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.


Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.

Funny SMS Messages - Dhoom Dhoom Song

Dhoom Dhoom Song

Dhoom Dhoom Song

dhoom dhoom teri biwi kesi

dhoom dhoom teri esi ki tesi


dhoom dhoom teray bachay kalay

cream lagalay cream lagalay

dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali

dhoom dhoom aray anday wali

dhoom dhoom bhaag gai saali

dhoom dhoom meray bday ai

dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya

dhoom dhoom per koi na aya

dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya

dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya


dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa

dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom!!

Funny SMS Messages - Ghajani effect

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi

CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Sheikh Doctor

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I''m planning to...

.

.

.

.

.

.

.


.

Apply 4 loan again. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Man Tries

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

Naughty SMS Messages - He came at night

"Potti Remix"

1 tatti, s0u afsanay..

Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala

0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki

tatti kar darya mai dal.

Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..

Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..

Little red tatti h0od..

Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..

Love SMS Messages - LOVE. . .

kro tu kis k lye akhir malal uska.

usy nahi tu mujhe bhi nahi khyal uska,

meri wafa ne banaya he bewafa usko,


kisi ada par nahi hai kamal uska,

mere naseeb ki yeh bhi tu khush naseebi hai,

k mujhe ko dekh kar sub pochty hain haal uska,

yehi dua me karo har baras k pehle din,

mere bagher ne guzry koi b saal uska,

mere urooj ko us k naseeb me likh dy,

khuda-e-paak mujhe sounp dy zawaal uska

Funny SMS Messages - It''s important to

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He

Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.

Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.

Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The

Friendship SMS Messages - I might run out

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,

Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,

Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,

Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara

main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ

kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair

Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,

"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,

"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak

magar

"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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Funny SMS Messages - Without u ,life is black and white

1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli

pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->

D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close

2 Our Heart,

Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close

2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read

Funny SMS Messages - BHAKT

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Funny SMS Messages - A chinti saw

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,


High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge

Qawali... =P ;->