Saturday, July 30, 2011

Friendship SMS Messages - Ek dost aisa chahiye

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made

"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - smallest leave application

Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow

Beitta,Woh Kiun


Baap:Es Liay K Roz Subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon

Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon

Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon

Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon

Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher! Btaen

Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1

Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2

How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3

Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4

In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5

Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6

Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - type password

kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai

lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......

kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain

lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai

kya mujhe pyar hain aah


orkut se pyar hain aah

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,

boring si ek teacher hai

jabse mila hai orkut

badla har ek manzar hain

dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale

dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue


orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein

har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

Funny SMS Messages - ''4u5 n2v n22 80v

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - BREAKING NEWS:

Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

Hansny Main

Rony Main

Jagny Main

Sony Main

Pany Main

Khony Main

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main

Pholon Ki Khushbu Main

Gaaon Ki Gori Main

Aatay Ki Bori Main

ABBA Ki Daant Main

TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main

AMMAA Ki Pitai Main

DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main

Jhooty Ki Sachai Main

Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main

PYAR Ki Nishani Main

Student Ki Biryani Main

Chai K Hotel Main

7up Ki Bottle Main

Karli K Saahil Main

Or,

Mere MOBiLE Main

"TUM Hi TUM HO''

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - In tough times u''ll

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

THE story behind the fact......

Two birds went to the theatre.

One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,

So they had to give it a spare row.

Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.

Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.

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Monday, July 18, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Admi K Ghar K Paas

Once There Was A Crow,

Nashe wich betha se oh,

Usne peg laye c do,

Oh tally gaya c ho,

Ik chidi rahi c ro,

Crow ne ched diti c oh,

Chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,

Crow sharminda gaya c ho,


Hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

Moral:- Peg La Ke Kisi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo...!

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - Why gals not interest in sports

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai


Saturday, July 16, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - 3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf

3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf


3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:

Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!

Einstein''s:

Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!

Pakistani Police:

Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - bruce lees favor

When I Die, Bury Me

Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As

Leap

Place My Computer

Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher

I m Dead

Place My Chemistry


Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How

I m At Rest

Place My Physics

Books On My Right

Hand

Tell My Teacher

Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies

Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher

I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not

To Cry

Coz They Are Those

Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

Monday, July 11, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - American Bacha:


Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,


More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - ''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost


Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .

ISLAMABAD

Hello Janu

chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAWALPINDI

Hello Janu

Kahan ho Tum ??

Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE


Hello Janu

aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI

Hello Janu

what a Fantastic Mosam

Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAWAR

Hello Janu

Kahan ho Tum ??

abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy


Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->

Friday, July 8, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - jahaz tofan me ghir

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..

Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.

Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..

Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..


2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,

"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"

Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa

ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot

us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii

bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii

til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye


loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Love SMS Messages - May no gift be too

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot...

who calls you back when you hang up on him...

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...

wait for the guy who kisses your forehead...

who holds your hand in front of his friends...

this is Love ,true love will knock on your heart Anytime...

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - safar main neend nahi aati hai

What Happens To A

Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein

Tha Wo Matric Mein


Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha

Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya

Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha


Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur

Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - heer main tumhary

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...

Dear MARIE!

Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER.

I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.

I want to buy u BAKERY,

so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.

Now i''m in 50-50 position.

Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.

Tumhara TIGER...!

Funny SMS Messages - ''''Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria


mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.

2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Love SMS Messages - I Never Loved

On a dark and moonless night

I sit and close my eyes, imagine

your face, your touch, your kiss,

and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling

and glittering stars around me .

How lucky I am to have you, my love!

I do not need any light to see

as you are my light.

I Love You.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Funny SMS Messages - Buhut chahti hy mjhe

Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...

usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..

3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..

bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..

ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!

Girl replied - I know..

ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..

to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..

Funny SMS Messages - Tajj Mehal dekh


Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Funny SMS Messages - Plz Ignore Mat Kerna.

Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In Y...