Funny SMS Messages - Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Wese to es ko "DAJAL"

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai

Funny SMS Messages - ek pathan ghalti se

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu

Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main

Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun

tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu

shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu

tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Love SMS Messages - Love that we cannot

Aek Lafz ''MOHABBAT'' hay kr k dakho tum tarap na jao to kehna.
Aek lafz ''MUQADDAR" hay lar k dakho tum haar najao to kehna.
Aek lafz "WAFA" hay zamana ma nh milta dhoond pao to kehna.
Aek lafz "ANSU" hay dil ma chupa k dakho tumhari ankh sa nikal ayen to kehna.
Aek lafz "JUDAEE" hay seh kr dakho tum toot kr bikhar na jao to kehna.

Love SMS Messages - Love Someone Truly

I think about you always,

and the way you make me smile.


like when i look into your eyes, it gives me butterflies.

When you hold me in your arms n

when my lips connect with yours,

its a feelin that i cant explain

because i never felt like that before.

Funny SMS Messages - The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Priety apne

"Aap Ki Kahani


Humarai Zabani"

Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy

Chalta Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,

Koi Manta Nhi Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Ameer Hyn,

Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag

Baath Hy

Aap Shareef Hyn,

Laagte Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy

Call Nhi Krte Alag

Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki

Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag

Baat Hy ... ;-

Break Up SMS Messages - i love her she love me

wo muj say besabab uljha nahe tha,

wo pahlay tou kabi aisa nahe tha,

bohat aala tha us ka zarf laken,

wo meri zaat ko samja nahe tha,

wo wo jis berukhi say chal diya tha,

man itna b gea guzra nahe tha,

usay main kiun bura thehraon yaro,


wo acha tha faqat mera nahe tha.......

Funny SMS Messages - sharabi ki car k piche likha tha

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - You Are Sweet , Cute

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access


MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can

live with out her

VIRUS GIRLS


Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,

install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to

uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall

her you will lose everything

SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Funny SMS Messages - Ye scooty kab li

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''

Friendship SMS Messages - As long as we

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.

Funny SMS Messages - Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college


2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me

3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi

4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over

5th yr: finaly it’ll b over

House job: i did it

Job : i love myself

W8 a min !

Something is missing

..

.


Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(

Break Up SMS Messages - do pal ki zindgan

Mujhay Apnay Zab Pay Naz Tha,,

Saray Bazme Jahan Yeh Kya Hoa,,

Meri Aank Kesay Jhalak Gai,,

Mujhay Gham Hay Yeh Bura Hoa,,

Meray Zindgi K Charag K Yeh Andaz Koi Naya Nahe,,

Kabhi Roshni Kavhi Teergi,,

Kabhi Jala Hoa Kabhi Bujha Hoa,,

Mujhay Rastay May Para Hoa,,

Aik Badnaseeb K Khat Mila,,

Kahen Khon-E-Dil say Likha Hoa,,

Kahen Aanso-oon Say Mita Hoa,,

Jo Nazar Bache K Guzar Gaya,,

Meray Samnay Say Abhi Abhi,,

Yeh Meray Shehar Hi K log Thay,,

Tha Meray Ghar Say Unka Ghar Jura,,

T E A R S ! ! ! ! ! !

Friendship SMS Messages - I''ve learnt many thing

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,

Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,

Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,

Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara

main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ

kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair

Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,

"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,

"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak

magar

"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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Funny SMS Messages - Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,

larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,

larka mohabbat k SMS deta,

larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,

larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,

milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,

RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.

Funny SMS Messages - what is the differen

Poem On Ash

Sexy aunty on the floor,

Ash is not as before,

The one we used to adore,

The sweet lady from mangalore,

Now she''s a big bore,

Played around with four,

Screwed them for sure,

Drowned them and came ashore,


Vivek was burnt to the core,

Salman gave him a call of roar,

Then stepped through amitabh''s door,

She knew he scores in crore,

Abhishek is for sure,

Dil mange more,

God knows whats more in aunty''s store.

CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Thru the sky I saw

Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...

SOCHO SOCHO……

BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.

STRANGE NA ..

BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?

- SOCHO Socho

BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE

Friendship SMS Messages - F.R.I.E.N.D.S Are Like

Koi tum say poochay kon hoon mein

Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Ik dost hai kacha paka sa

Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa

Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda

Bus aik bahana acha sa


Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai

Jo door na ho kar pas nahi

Koi tum se poochay kon hoon mein

Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Funny SMS Messages - BAy Sharam

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

hello! kaisay ho. mein tum par aik Film bananey kee soch raha hoon jiss mein tum bataor Hero kaam karo ghey.Fikar na karo 12larkion k sath tumhara affair ho gha.

11 tumhein chord jayein ghee aur 12 veen tumhein Goli maar dey ghee iss tarha film Khatam ho jaye ghee.

Oh Film ka naam to batana hee bhool gaya, Film ka naam hai"App Close Up kyun naheen kartey hein?"

Love SMS Messages - wo chand chup gi

“I love you for what you are,
but I love you yet more
for what you are going to be.

I love you not so much for your realities
as for your ideals.

I pray for your desires that they may be great,
rather than for your satisfactions,

which may be so hazardously little.
You are going forward toward
something great.

I am on the way with you,
and therefore I love you.”

Funny SMS Messages - Nurse : Mubarak Ho

Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.

Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye

"Knock Out"

Hota Hai,

Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,


"RUN OUT"

Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,

"CATCH OUT"

G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain

"LBW Out"

Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,

"Stamp Out"

Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"

Hotay Hain.

Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.

Funny SMS Messages - Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

We had Submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very late" remark.

And the next was a " very very late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->

Funny SMS Messages - Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes Like

''Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :


Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Funny SMS Messages - Darya-e-Ravi

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who

doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is

doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the

doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.

Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his

own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the


doctor in the doctor''s way"

Break Up SMS Messages - itni Azziyat $ay U$s

Main Wohe Hoon Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They...

Din Main $oo Baar Mera Naam Liya Kertey They


Aaj Kia Baat Hay Kyun Mujh $ay Khafa Bethey Ho

Kia Ki$i Or Ko Dil Apna Bana Bethey Ho ?

Fa$ley Pehlay To Itnay Na Hua Kertey They

Main Wohe Hoon Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia kertey They

Mana K Ye Ghum Hay Koi $ougaat Nahe

Tum Hamain Apna Kaho Ai$ay Bhe Halaat Nahe

Ager Bhool Gaye ho , To Koi Baat Nahe

Zakhm To Pehlay Bhe I$ Dil Pey Laga Kertey They

Main Wohe Hoon,Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They

Jee Main Aata hay K Aaaj Tumhain Terpa doun


Dard Jo Tumnay Diye Wo $ub Tum Ko Louta Doun

Ager Bhool Gaye Ho To Ye Batla Doun

Tum Mujhay Ha$il-E- Armaan kaha Kertey They

Main Wohe Hoon ... Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They.....

Funny SMS Messages - A Beautiful Statement

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.

Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.

Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.


Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?

Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - commerce ki larki

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?

Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73

5 Karror Rupay

Apki Beti Se Shadi,

USA Ka Viza,

2 Saal Ka Hanimon,

6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,

Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Funny SMS Messages - Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna

ATM CARD

machine se nikal lena!

Funny SMS Messages - abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi

Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1

Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2

How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3


Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4

In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5

Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6

Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - befor and after

Vakeel:

Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,

Salay Ko Qatal Kia,


Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,

Paisay Khae,

Ghundagardi Ki,

Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,

Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?

.

.

.

.

.


.

Judge:

Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

Love SMS Messages - main tary pyar se

shikway bhi hazaron hain shikayat bhi bohat hai

iss dil ko magar uss say mohabat bhi bohat hai

aajati hai milnay wo tassavor main sar e sham

ek shaks ki itni si inayat bhi bohat hai

yeh bhi hai tamanna k usay dil say bhula dain

iss dil ko magar uss ki zaroorat bhi bohat hai

dekhain to zara pi k zeher e mohabbat

suna hai k iss zeher main lazzat bhi bohat hai

Funny SMS Messages - When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?

Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73

5 Karror Rupay


Apki Beti Se Shadi,

USA Ka Viza,

2 Saal Ka Hanimon,

6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,

Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Friendship SMS Messages - Frienship

Frienship

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship

Love SMS Messages - Why Do I Love You

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the

“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

Sad SMS Messages - Lot aaye...

Forget The Times He Walked By,
Forget The Times He Made You Cry,
Forget The Times He Spoke Your Name,
Remember Now Your Not The Same.
Forget The Times He Held Your Hand,
Forget The Sweet Things If You Can,
Forget The Times & Don't Pretend,
Remember Now He's Just Your Friend.

Funny SMS Messages - a poster on tv at pe

yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?

kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi

Funny SMS Messages - 1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai

When I Die, Bury Me

Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As

Leap

Place My Computer

Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher

I m Dead

Place My Chemistry

Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How

I m At Rest

Place My Physics

Books On My Right

Hand

Tell My Teacher

Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies


Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher

I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not

To Cry

Coz They Are Those

Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Wh8''s d difference b/w

Aik Admi Ne Apnay Dost Doctor Se Pocha.

''Tum Jis Mareez Ko Bhi Dekhtay Ho


Sub Se Pehlay Ye Hi Pochtay Ho

Ke Raat Ko Tumne Kia Khaya Tha ,

Is Ke Kia Waja Hai?''

Doctor Ne Muskura Ker Jawab Dia,

''Is Say Mareez Ki Mali Hasiat Kay

Baray Ka Pata Chalta Hai.

Funny SMS Messages - April Fool SMS / Text Messages

April Fool SMS / Text Messages

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Funny SMS Messages - Laziness is our biggest

When I Die, Bury Me

Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As

Leap

Place My Computer

Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher

I m Dead

Place My Chemistry

Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How

I m At Rest

Place My Physics

Books On My Right


Hand

Tell My Teacher

Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies

Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher

I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not

To Cry

Coz They Are Those


Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Loag Piyar Kay Liey Hotey Hn

What I Enjoy Is Your Company, Being Near You, Being Togather.

What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.

I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Pathan BLOOD

LifE iS aLL Abt WakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG NeW, Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG NeW CoNverSatioNs, WaLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,

ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt, MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd fRieNds, bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys bUt

LookinG foRWaRd tO bEttEr dAys,

WaNtinG 2 Shoot da person Who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.

Sad SMS Messages - Us Ajnabi Ka Youn Na Intezaar Karo

Kabhi shikaston ka dukh uthaye to us say pochon,
Woh meri manind toot jaye to us say pochon,
Usey bhi koi sitara manzil say door kar day,
Usey bhi koi rasta nazer na aey to us say pochon,
Safer main woh bhi kisi karey imtihan say guzrey,
Usay bhi koi yun azmaye to us say pochon,
Meri tarhan din charhey woh bhi soye salik,
Usey bhi raat bher neend na aye to us say pochon.

Funny SMS Messages - Banta was amazed t

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko

muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,

ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera

muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day

mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''

Funny SMS Messages - sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi

Vakeel:

Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,

Salay Ko Qatal Kia,

Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,


Paisay Khae,

Ghundagardi Ki,

Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,

Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?

.

.

.

.

.

.


Judge:

Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

Love SMS Messages - dard kitne hain

Kaanch Ki Choori

Kitni Sada,
Kitni Pyari,
Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki,
...College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi,
Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,
Us Ka Hath Kalai Pr Tha,
Or Who Kch Kch Khofzada Thi,
Ab Kia Hoga???
Mai B Us K Pas Hi Betha,
Us Ko Ghur Sy Dekh Raha Tha,
Mene Us Ka Hath Pakra,
Aur Pyar Sy Pocha,
Kiya Qissa Hy?????
Uski Ankhen Bheeg Gaien,
Aur Wo Dheemi Si Awaz Me Boli..

Dekho..!!!

Chori Toot Gai

Funny SMS Messages - Surprise

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,

ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,

teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,

Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,

tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,


Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,