Attention Plz
Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called
" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "
If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
Kisi Se Pyar Karna PAGALPAN Hai ..
Jiss Se Ap Pyar Karu Or Wo Bhi Ap Se Pyar Kare , To Wo Duty Hai ..
LAKIN
Ager Apko Koi Pyar Kare To Woh Apki KHUSHKISMATI Hi Nahi , ZINDAGI bhi Hai.
ISliye Apne Pyar Ki Kadar Karu Aisa Na Ho k Wo Kisi Or Ka Pyar Bn Jaye
Sindhi se:
Q: Taleem
A: B.A
Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.
Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.
Pathan se:
Q: Naam?
A: B.A
Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to
Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to
kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to
suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to
jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to
nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....
Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P''
Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race
Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
NO SPACE.........;->
Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race
Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
NO SPACE.........;->
Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !
Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"
Teacher- Where Is "P" ?
Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->
Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,
Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen
Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!
Marry Me Sweetheart
"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."
"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"
The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,
In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !
CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !
EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !
PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !
SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !
&
AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte
Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo
Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte
Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain
Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte
Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda
Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte
Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir
Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!
she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"
every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,
Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..
Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..
N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..
Hosh se GEO!!
From:
Back benchers association..
Yes!!
We talk with arguments.
Its not about "m here 4u"
its about "kahan hai kaminey"
Its not about "i understand"
its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"
Its not about "i care 4u"
its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"
Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"
its about " chal beta party de... =P ;->
