Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights
A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears
Gingerbread To Ease My Fears
You Gave The Gift Of Life To me
And Then In Love You Set Me Free
I Thank You For Your Tender Care
For Deep Warm Hugs And Being There
I Hope When You Think Of Me
A Part Of You
You''ll Alwayz See
Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:
1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,
2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari
4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai
Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega."
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,
Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,
Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,
Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,
Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,
Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,
Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->
Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !
Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....
Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !
MORAL .
ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...
KAMEENA
Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.
GEO KAMEEENO
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)
In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank
This shows that nothing is impossible
Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me
But in 2020, I''m planning to...
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Apply 4 loan again. :-)
Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai
Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.
"KHOTA TOYOTA"
Model 2010
Petrol ka Dushman,
jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,
5 years Maintenance Free,
Sponsered by:
Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
''A bulky boy went to
The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''
1 pakistani dosray s
2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"
1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"
2nd: :Wo Kaise"
1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to
Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to
kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to
suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to
jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to
nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....
Outside...
''It ain''t so bad, Louie'' one crook noted. ''We got $25 between us.''
The boss screamed, ''I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in dat joint!''''
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi
Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi
Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi
Indian: guldan mai saje gi
pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->
No one could complete on time,
The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.
Next guy was given a " very late" remark.
And the next was a " very very late" remark.
And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->
2) Keep the college clean so stay away.
3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.
4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....
*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".
*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own
Gham Ko Karo Delete
Khushi Ko Karo Save
Rishton Ko karo Recharge
Dosti Ko karo Download
Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ka Karo Broadcast
Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable
Pyar Ki karo InComing On
Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off
Lanuage Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full
Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
Gusse Ko karo Hold
Muskan Karo Send
Help Ko Karo Ok
Self Ko karo Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Viberate
Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->
