Funny SMS Messages - chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO

A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"

Love SMS Messages - I wish I didn''t have

Raat Ka Galiban ,Aakhiri Pehar Tha …
Mujh Say Tanha Sitara Yoon Gooya Hoa
Hamnasheen …
Alwida !!
Aey Meray Hamnasheen . .Mujh Ko Nend Aa Gai
Tum Bhi So Jaao Ja Ker Kahen
Kal Milen Gay Yaheen..!!
Ye Sun Kar Main Halka Sa Muska Dia
Us Ko Batla Dia
Janay Walay Yahan Lout‘tay He Nahi
Tum Na Ao Gay Kal
Mujh Ko Hay Ye Yaqeen
Baat Sun Kar Meri
Wo Ruk Sa Gia …
Or Kehnay Laga ..
*Tum Say Wadah Karon
Phir Na Pora Karon ?
Aisa Mumkin Nahi …
Sun Meray Hamnashen …Main To Insaa‘n Nahi

Funny SMS Messages - If U R In A War,

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?

What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?

What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?

A Woman Will Always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her

&

A Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn''t Marry.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - After finishing MBBS

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,

larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,

larka mohabbat k SMS deta,

larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,

larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,


milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,

RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.

Funny SMS Messages - bollywood sms

bollywood sms

'Katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Salman:
Ami Abu?
Ktrina:G
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:G
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:G
Salman:
"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"
ko B?

Katrina:
Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!

Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.
Bhaiya G smile'

Funny SMS Messages - Do Parties K

ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??

Funny SMS Messages - jab load shedding ho out of control

jab load shedding ho out of control

Jab load shedding ho out of control,

khirki darwaze khol ....

khirki darwaze khol...

Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel

KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol

Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Pathan called FM radio & said:

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?

Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Attendence.. Pappu

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Most Successful

What Is a kiss? In view of

Geometry:

" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:

" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:

" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:

" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"

Funny SMS Messages - Plz pass this SMS to all

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,

unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Which Department

Find ur Japanese Name:

Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka

B=tu

C=mi

D=te

E=ku

F=lu

G=ji

H=ri

I=ki

J=zu


K=me

L=ta

M=rin

N=to

O=mo

P=no

Q=ke

R=shi

S=ari

T=chi


U=do

V=ru

W=mei

X=na

Y=fu

Z=zi

4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)

Funny SMS Messages - 2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

"JHOOM RE"

Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!

Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?

Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!

Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?

TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 larki valentines

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?

2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.

1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?

Love SMS Messages - There''s Is 1 Moment

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…

Love SMS Messages - gaalo pe aansuo ki

Time Spent with yOu ,fills me With sheer happiNess.

I know togethEr we will neVer be ..and this Does leave Me in sAdness.

When I see yOur smile ,I cAn''t help but smile too ..

At times I hear vOices bUt mainly They Are Just screaMs ..

The way I hold mySelf TOgether Is alot harder thaN It Seems ..

Funny SMS Messages - who let you get on

Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,

Main, AAJ,

Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,

Dosti K Tohfy,

Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,


Main, AAJ,

Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,

Dosti K Tohfy,

Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Cheque,

Sweets,

Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,

Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,

Thank u.!

Funny SMS Messages - Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !


"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A A A A A A A A

When I Die, Bury Me


Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As

Leap

Place My Computer

Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher

I m Dead

Place My Chemistry

Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How


I m At Rest

Place My Physics

Books On My Right

Hand

Tell My Teacher

Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies

Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher

I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not

To Cry

Coz They Are Those

Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1

Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia

Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao

Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye

Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo

Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U

Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi

Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 100 Rupees

aisi apni wife ho

5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho

chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho

umer main diffrence slight ho


thori se woh quite ho

too mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho

sarak per sub kaheen

kia cute hey

bheer main sub kaheen

pakistan ki paidaish ho

beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho

make up thora light ho


zulfain dynamite hoon

aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey

jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley

to kia sight ho

aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho

agar aisi apni wife ho

tu kia haseen life ho

Funny SMS Messages - What Is Pure And Simple

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then,

pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the,

fiza b kuch mehki mehki the,

mene dunia se pocha:


aaj quen tujh man esahusun he?

wo boli:

aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli br nhaia hai.''

Funny SMS Messages - Larkiyan shalwar k neechy kiya penanti hain

King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him

Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King

They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U

U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"

Nepolean Said :

"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"

Funny SMS Messages - Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

Funny SMS Messages - who is the leader of ducks?

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?


Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Lady Geting

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...

Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...

Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?

Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?

Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,

Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,

To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Funny SMS Messages - karachi me 500 grlz

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Love SMS Messages - Tod diya dil humara

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Funny SMS Messages - Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH.

Khaaksaar k

dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha

mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,


k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - My Eyes – Miss U

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Sambha: Sardar 2

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?

Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?


Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>

Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

Funny SMS Messages - U can control your Breath but not Death

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"

.


.

.

1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Sad SMS Messages - Hamara ye tum ko salaam aakhri hai....

Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai phir bhi aaye to
Aas ne dil ka saath na chhoda waise ham ghabaraaye to

Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to

Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to

kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to

suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to

jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to

nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....

Funny SMS Messages - wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,

1 aabdoz ko mara hai,

airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.

Funny SMS Messages - I Love You!

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Friendship SMS Messages - Collections of Hearts

One Fine day, all of us will get busy wid our lives, long working hours, no more classes, lectures, friends n sms'', some will get married, won''t have time for ourselves,

at such a day u will look outsid ur window n see the good old memories flash by u & u will get a smile with a tear in ur eyes & turn back to ur work thinking I wish I could go back..

Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories

Funny SMS Messages - ''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.

College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga

Lekin eik khubsorat larki

Ro rehi thi

Eik sir ny pocha

''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?

Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya

Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..

Funny SMS Messages - wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:

"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Gabbar : Arey Oo

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .

Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.

kuch din bad babies niklay.

pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.

dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.

tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun

Funny SMS Messages - some text missing

Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?

Funny SMS Messages - aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
.
1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
.
2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
.
3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
.
4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
.
6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
.
7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
.
8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
.
Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"

Funny SMS Messages - friend 2 pathan ya

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,

Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,

Wo Kaminapan Krna,

Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,

Wo Hasna Hasana,

Wo C-View Jana,


Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,

Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana

Burns Road Jana,

Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,

Wo Paise Urana,

Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,

Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Q:What is the Q:What is the difference

New Remix Song. . .

KhalBali Hai KhalBali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali

Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari

Khalbali Hai Khalbali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;