Funny SMS Messages - pathan & nurse

Think for a moment that someone is missing you.

Think for an hour that someone is missing you.

Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.

Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.

After your death really someone will be missing you.

Funny SMS Messages - Once there was

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,

Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,

Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,

Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,

Wife is earth quake…:p

Love SMS Messages - I See U Aankhon

--until your car or home is paid off

--until you get a new car or home

--until your kids leave the house

--until you go back to school

--until you lose ten pounds

--until you gain ten pounds

--until you finish school


--until you get a divorce

--until you get married

--until you have kids

--until you retire

--until summer

--until spring

--until winter

--until fall

--until you pass away...

There is no better time than right now to be happy.


Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

So -- work like you don''t need money, Love like you''ve never been hurt, And dance like no one''s watching.

U live …u die …u learn something..

Love SMS Messages - If You Have Love

Teri Ibtada koi or hai.....
Tari inteha koi or hai.....
Teri bath hum sey hoi to kia......
Tara mudda'a Koi or hai....
Humein Shoq tha bari dair se k teray Sharik-e-safer banein....
Teray sath chal k khabar hoi tera rasta koi or hai.....
Tujhe fikar hai k badal dia mujhe gardish-e-shab-o-roz ne.....
Kabhi khud se bhi too sawal kar tu wohi hai ya koi hoor hai....

Funny SMS Messages - "Don''t Love

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

THE story behind the fact......

Two birds went to the theatre.

One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,

So they had to give it a spare row.

Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.

Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Walk In Ur Own Path,

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)

Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)

Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)

Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)

Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)


Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)

Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

Funny SMS Messages - CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION.

Be-izzati No 1

1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam

Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi


Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi

Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi

Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat

Ab Maaf Karo Baba

Funny SMS Messages - A Robber,

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Man ask to GOD- whats love?

God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.

Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best

one. I went back but could not find it there.

GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.

So never let ur love go!!

Funny SMS Messages - Identification of Student

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,

1 aabdoz ko mara hai,


airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.

Friendship SMS Messages - A good frnd

When you are sad.....

I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....

I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....

I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....

I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to

quit whining.

When you are confused.....

I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....

stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Funny SMS Messages - School vs University

2 Dost

Year 1980

A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai


B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.

year 1990

A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai

B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen

year 2010

A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi

B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi

year 2014

A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?

B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai

year 2030

A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi

B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..:

Love SMS Messages - When U Love SomeOne

Sitam to yai hai ...

Sitam to yai hai kai ham tum sai dil laga baithey


Apni khushiyoon ko bhi ham tum pai hi loota baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tujh ko chaha tha itna kai ham bata na sakkey

Teri chahat ko bhi dil mai ham chupa na sakkey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tum nai samjha na tha kaabil apney ham ko

Issliye tum mohabbat ko tum mitta baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Bharrey Bazm mai jo tum nai mujh ko ruswa kiya

Iss ruswayee ko to ham wahi mitta baithey


Sitam to yai hai....

Meri waffa ka badla jo jaffa sai diya tum nai

Teri iss sitam ko bhi ham dil mai bassa baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Funny SMS Messages - A Fool Can Ask

"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham Ko Karo Delete

Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishton Ko karo Recharge

Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase

Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off

Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On

Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control

Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali

Gusse Ko karo Hold

Muskan Karo Send

Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock

Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->

Love SMS Messages - Another month

Koi tumse puche kon hoon main
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi
Ek dost hai kacha paka sa
Ek jhoot hai aadha sacha sa
Ek khuwab adhoora poora sa
...Ek phooL hai rookha sookha sa
Ek sapna hai bin socha sa
Ek apna hai an dekha sa
Ek rishta hai an jana sa
Haqiqat men afsana sa
Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa
Bas ek bahana achha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door ho k bhi paas nhi
Koi Tumse puche kon hoon main?
Tum keh dena koi khaas Nahi.

Funny SMS Messages - dangerous position in which to sleep

Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,

fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"

Funny SMS Messages - Meera

Man ask to GOD- whats love?

God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.

Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best

one. I went back but could not find it there.

GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.


So never let ur love go!!

Love SMS Messages - Love isn''t love until

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,


I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Love SMS Messages - Is iT PoSsIbLe FoR

Bachpan ke dukh bi kitne ache the,

tab to sirf khilone tuta karte the.

Wo khushiyan bi na jane kaise khushiyan thi,

titli ko pakad ke uchhla karte the.

Paoon maar ke khud barish ke pani mae,

apna aap bhigoya karte the.

Ab to ek aansu bi rusva kar jata hai,

bachpan mein to dil khol ke roya karte the.

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher :

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

.

.

A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Funny SMS Messages - Doctor: U LooK ExactlY

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,.....

teri bheki bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharabi bana diya....

Funny SMS Messages - Bengali patient:

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,

Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil

Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha

Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko

Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

Funny SMS Messages - Move down if U like me

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,

Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,

Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,

Magar

Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,


Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,

Waise,

Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain

OK

"Aana Zar0or"

Funny SMS Messages - id like to buy som dog food

id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ticket Checkr to

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!

If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful

If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming

If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy

If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad

If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group

If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy

If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?

Baita:bus pehla sawal choot gia!

Baap:acha! aur baqi?

Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe

Baap ghusy mai bola:aur dosra?

Baita:bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->

Love SMS Messages - Bagon mein phool

What''s Ur important for me?

Ur thinks is my breath

Ur feels become my beating

Ur breath pour in me spirit

Ur whispering awaken my whole body

Ur sight feels objective of my life

U r as much important as I


I can''t imagine

I can''t explain,

I only Love u forever

Funny SMS Messages - aap kay ghar zurur ayen gaye

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-

Love SMS Messages - Somewhere sum1

Asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia
mar jay to jeny ke dua dati hai dunia

hum kon say momin thay jo ilzam na shaty
pathar ko bagwaan bana dati hai dunia

karo na naaz hatoo ke lakiro pay itna faqiroo
hathoo ke lakiro ko mita dati hai dunia

ya zakham mohbat ka hai dekhana na kese ko yaroo
la k sary bazaar saja dati hai ya dunia

marny k liya karti hai majboor to lakin
jeeny k tarqy sikha dati hai ya dunia
asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia

Funny SMS Messages - thora garam thanda z

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love is sweet poison

I love u more than any thing in this universe,

I love u more than my soul.

I m nt interested in ur beauty

bt

I love ur thoughts, ur nature, the moments when r along wd me.

I love ur smile, the thing I care most.


The words which I m going to say are not imaginary,

"Be mine Janu"

Funny SMS Messages - U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Funny SMS Messages - Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati

b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: No... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???

He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person

She: Can I Trust U....??

He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - if it is Head means

NABI PAK (SALLALLAH-O-ALAIH-E-WASALLAM) NE FARMAYA:

"lOGON PR EK ZAMANA AYE GA KE UN KA,

MAKSAD UN KA PAIT HO GA,

DOLAT UNKI EZZAT HO GI,

AURAT UN KA KIBLA HO GI,

RUPEYA UN KA DEEN HO GA,

AUR WO BAD-TAREEN LOG HON GAY,

AUR AKHRAT MAIN UN KA KOI HISA NAHI HO GA"

Funny SMS Messages - Ye Keh k Pappu Ko

A Parody Of Zong Song

Enjoy Krte Raho

Tv Dekhte Raho

Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae


Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke

Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me

To Cheatng Karte Raho

Pass Hote Raho

Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

Friendship SMS Messages - How can u tell the

Count these stars

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Lo aik sweet person hamari yaad mein taray gin raha hai....

"U"r the"BEST" heart surgoen in the"WORLD", bcoz "U "made a place in

my"HEART", without cutting n spoiling"BLOOD". I m lucky 2have a

"CUTE" friend like "U"!!!

Dost kabhi dost say khfa nahin hota dil mil ky kbhi joda nahin hota

maf kr dena hmari sb khtain keon ky insan akhr khuda nhin hota...

Funny SMS Messages - Men''ll never

A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O

A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,

N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)

...She Replied: "Of course Not.."

...The Boy Dropped Her..:O

She was Caught

On 10th floor by another Boy,


He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"

"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!

He Dropped Her too..! :(

She Prayed for a Last Chance;

When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))

She Immediately Said:

"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))

The Boy Dropped Her Saying:

''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - Woh chham chham kark

Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?

Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya

Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.

Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Long ago,

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing

"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Funny SMS Messages - Banta owned a factory.

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go

i am a school teacher I am getting

late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Funny SMS Messages - "SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Funny SMS Messages - Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...

Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise

mei products k sologun badal diye.

Bata: pehle ATA phir SCHOOL;

Dalda:jahan mamta wahan ATA

Waves:ATA he kafi hai

Body cool :just ATA

Jazz: ATAY ki sunao

Brooke bond supreme

yehi yu hai apna ATA

Pepsi:yeh dil mangay ATA,>

Funny SMS Messages - b4 Marriage....

b4 Marriage....

b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: No... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???

He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person

She: Can I Trust U....??

He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Janix yEh Sms Naya

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Court


Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now

and then

I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Full Mental

Full Mental

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Funny SMS Messages - Shair Arz Kia Hy Zara Tawaja Farmaiyega

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)

Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)

Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)

Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)

Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)

Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)

Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

Funny SMS Messages - Happy Moments -Don''t forget me,

on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda

Funny SMS Messages - on this special day

Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,

Main, AAJ,

Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,

Dosti K Tohfy,


Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,

Main, AAJ,

Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,

Dosti K Tohfy,

Birthday Gift

Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Cheque,


Sweets,

Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,

Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,

Thank u.!