Funny SMS Messages - teacher what is

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

Break Up SMS Messages - Dual Heart Attacking SMS by a Girl

Ghar Bhi Suna Hay Mere Deed K Aangan K Tarha ..

Loot Kar Waqat Na Aaya Mere Bachpan Ki Tarha ..

Par Tere Zulf Mere Bahty Huway Aasqoon Mien ..

Kisi Selaab Mien Bahti Huwi Nagin Ki Tarha ..

Kar K Ghayal Mujhy Us Ka Bhi Bura Haal Huwa ..

Us Ki Zulfien Bhi Na Suljhien Meri Uljhan Ki Tarha ..

Aur Mujh Ko Ghurbat Na Dasa Us Ko Doolat Ki Hawas ..

Bik Gaya Who Bhi Baharhall Mere Fun Ki Tarha ..

Funny SMS Messages - any degree of shaterring

Soldier to General:

Sir!

A small enemy group is attacking..

General:

Quickly bring me my red shirt..


"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:

Sir why d red shirt??

General:

In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:

Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:

Hurry up!

Bring me


My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - The best way to releave stress is

(Promises in Election Campaign)

Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.

My slogans are..

Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies


(Reality : when elected)

I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.

Now My Slogan Is.

No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Funny SMS Messages - let the god decorate

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?

Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73

5 Karror Rupay

Apki Beti Se Shadi,

USA Ka Viza,

2 Saal Ka Hanimon,

6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,

Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Funny SMS Messages - Some Funny Signboards ...

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.

Wife asks: what r u thinking?


Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife: Yes

Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.

Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''

Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is not how

Friendship is not how

Friendship is not how you forget.,but how you forgive. . .

Not how you listen, But how you understand. . .

Not how you see, But how you feel. . .


And not how you let go, But how you hold. . .

Freiends are part of life . . .

Friendship SMS Messages - Wishing To be Friends

You''re Important To Me. Life Is Very Short,

And We Are Fragile Creatures.

Our Hearts Were Meant To Be Filled With Love,


Not Hate; Joy And Not Sorrow.

So Please, Stop Today And Take The Time

To Tell Just One Person That Your Life Is Better

Because They Are A Friend!

Funny SMS Messages - Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In


Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans

Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe

Migraine, Sumtymz

Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll

b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b

Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !

Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri

"JAWANI" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aap ko meri taraf se

1 rich girl ko school mei

Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.

Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

Funny SMS Messages - Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

.

.

A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Funny SMS Messages - Techr : Batao

''GSG PUKAAR.

HUKMARANO

Ye Dolat B Lay Lo

Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo

ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo

Tax+tax

Lay Lo

ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo

bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega


MAGAR

lauta do

wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.

Phir na khna

Cheif Justici

wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

Geo Sms Group

ZeeShan 03133070586

www.geogroup.uiwap.com''

Funny SMS Messages - A health forum

Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen

RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai

Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?

MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .

Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,


Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti

Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .

Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .

Funny SMS Messages - Santa: Tum guitar

Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa?

Baita:Bus pehla sawal choot gya.

Bap:Acha aur baqi?

Baita:Teesra muje ata nahi tha,chotha ma karna bhool gaya,panchwa muje nazar nahi aya,chhata paper ki pichli taraf tha ma ne dekha he nahi.

Baap gussay main bola:Aur doosra?

Baita:Bus sirf wohi galat huwa hai! :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)

Funny SMS Messages - A man who surrenders

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

CAUSED BY: Lecturer

HOST: Students

REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure


SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes

CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth

PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes

PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness

DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.

TREATMENT: Not yet invented

PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

Funny SMS Messages - 2008 Ka Faqeer :

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - hamy is d best n

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Funny SMS Messages - American : "our dogs find bombs"

Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise

mei products k sologun badal diye.

Bata: pehle ATA phir SCHOOL;

Dalda:jahan mamta wahan ATA

Waves:ATA he kafi hai

Body cool :just ATA


Jazz: ATAY ki sunao

Brooke bond supreme

yehi yu hai apna ATA

Pepsi:yeh dil mangay ATA,>

Funny SMS Messages - Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim

Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim

Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,

fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"

Funny SMS Messages - Only True Friends

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.


Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Bijli gai 10 baj gay

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

Funny SMS Messages - Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,

Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,


Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,

Magar

Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,

Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,

Waise,

Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain

OK

"Aana Zar0or"

Funny SMS Messages - Gul Khan

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...

Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...


Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?

Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?

Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,

Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,

To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Funny SMS Messages - WhiskEY, Drugs

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri

Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri

Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko

Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko

Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko

Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko

Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab

Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

''aankh se ansoo behte rahe

tha gham uski judai ka


hum dil par chot sehte rahe

din aya sagaai ka

farak na pada mehangai ka

vo keemti anguthiya pehante rahe

hum dil par chot sehte rahe

beet gayi raat shehnai ki

aya din judai ka

vo mercedies mei beth ke alvida kehte rahe

hum dil par chot sehte rahe

ankh se ansuu behte rahe''

Sad SMS Messages - Kab usay intizaar mera tha......

Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai phir bhi aaye to
Aas ne dil ka saath na chhoda waise ham ghabaraaye to

Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to

Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to

kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to

suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to

jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to

nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....

Funny SMS Messages - Though i love

Though i love

Though i love this song from TZP, but cudn''t resist taking a dig on this. If i hurt somebody, it is purely unintentional.. Mujhe Maaf Kar De naa MAA :))

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin

Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...

Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin

Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...

Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,

Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...

Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,


Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...

Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...

Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main...Meri Maa..

Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,

Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa

Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin

Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...

Funny SMS Messages - M: My lovely wife.

2010.

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.

Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?

Miss: So sweet!


Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.

Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,

Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:

.

Tution parhne k liye..

Love SMS Messages - I Was So Much

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Sad SMS Messages - Hazaron Gham

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
.
Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
.
KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
.
KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY"

Funny SMS Messages - Baniye ki wife bimaar

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.

Wife asks: what r u thinking?

Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife: Yes

Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.

Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''

Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Sardar looking at

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun

Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K


Farishta: Hisaab Shoru

Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai

Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya

Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya

Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho

Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya

Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun

Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...

Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?

Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Did U Knw Dat

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Pehle Bacho''n Ko

Aik Admi Ne Apnay Dost Doctor Se Pocha.

''Tum Jis Mareez Ko Bhi Dekhtay Ho

Sub Se Pehlay Ye Hi Pochtay Ho

Ke Raat Ko Tumne Kia Khaya Tha ,

Is Ke Kia Waja Hai?''

Doctor Ne Muskura Ker Jawab Dia,

''Is Say Mareez Ki Mali Hasiat Kay

Baray Ka Pata Chalta Hai.

Funny SMS Messages - BODY SPRAY MANGEGA

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"

K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi


Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai

Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai

Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai

Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein

Hai

Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai

Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai

Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai

Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai

Bangali To Pan Khata Hai


Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai

Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai

Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai

Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai

Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai

Istri''

Funny SMS Messages - Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

Sleeping Disease Etiology

Caused By: Lecturer

Host: Student

Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure

Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes

Signs:


Rednes Of Eyes

Ptosis,Short Handwriting,

Loss Of Consiousnes

Spread:

Studt 2 Studnt

Treatment:

Leave Da Class ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar got job

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,

Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,

Wo Kaminapan Krna,

Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,

Wo Hasna Hasana,


Wo C-View Jana,

Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,

Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana

Burns Road Jana,

Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,

Wo Paise Urana,

Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,

Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''