Thursday, November 9, 2017

Funny SMS Messages - 2 Sardars lookin

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:

* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.

* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.


* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.

* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.

* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

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