Funny SMS Messages - Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,

Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.

Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.

Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.

Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.