Thursday, July 1, 2010

Funny SMS Messages - Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia

"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

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